Booty lift
My doggo isn't totally convinced with the makeshift lap I made for him to sit on while I'm gone.
Tricked them
Centaurs: Problematic
Not sure, not sure my friend
Do women know about shrinkage?
Short and sweet Emancipation Proclamation
No, no im sorry they are all mine!
paint 3D
This hits me on a personal level
You can run...
Applies to me .
lujigi dont!
Mei is T H I C C
Upgraded
That's why I try to get at least 14 hours/day
Selfie!
His son wanted a switch for his birthday
That's a powerful hurricane
Elon Musk changing the definition of SAVAGE
Undercover corgi
time for a meme from the future
He could have wished for infinite asses
You've been found out, whomever you are.
You gotta be careful of the flood waters in Texas
boner
My favorite bumper sticker ever...
Only one of them was available during the storm.
Nibba
I've always loved British humour
The sign when leaving Climax, Saskatchewan
Nice of them
Stiff nipples air conditioning
This guy I saw in Denver
A bit of humor to keep us going
Quitting your life
Reletable
Friends sister received this tip today...
children are the future
Bye kermit
Seriously Windows, it's been like 5 minutes.
This tattoo just paid for itself
Girls hate this, dont do it
All 5 of my sister's professors look the same this semester. She calls it "The Jaime Lee Curtis Effect"
Punching Nazis
He's trying!
*** off Houston
My dog pretends he's blind
Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me
Saw this on tinder in Portland. The hurricane relief text number
From my daughter's coloring book.
The spice is life!
Moms Like To Be Appreciated On Their Birthday
The weather channel was interviewing Wilson from home and improvement.
Why wireless printers should have passwords. Woke up and found this in my printer
Just take a step into my mind
Almost died laughing
All the shit
User Interface Dev team at Hulu
Split up and hide.
Apparently this wasn't the transformation they were looking for in my weight loss group
It's not a good look
Old mcBatman had a farm
In Belgium you can get custom license plates...
When someone says theyre not into broccoli
I take it black boizzzz
It wasn't...
On the next episode of McGregor VS.
solar flair
Why yes Windows 10, I do think Witcher 3 is the perfect application to view this .jpg
This grocery store knows what time of year it is.
End me
The world's dumbest mud dauber
Effects of different drugs on the eyes.
Meanwhile in Houston
Follow me, guys, I got this.
Joel Osteen looking at all the Hurricane Harvey evacuees
Choose your fighter
Bamzooker
Yeah, this totally was not made in China
Wow I sure hope I don't get banned
When you tell a Hungarian a hungry joke
Wormhole
This is how Rufus sleeps now since he tore out the bottom of his bed.
I think Portland is becoming the next Florida
In Bacon I trust
When taking a sh!t has never been more uncomfortable...
Never be ashamed for your love of tuna
Make it double
I bet he wanted bobs and vigena pics
*** obamacare
Ending this meme - 2
i want to be a stock photo model when i grow up
How to trick an idiot.
Young Man there is no need to feel down, except were going to hell for this one
Dammit Stein
How hard did this paper boy throw this newspaper?
Googled Joel Osteen to see if he was still refusing to shelter people; was not disappointed in the wiki summary
Some banter between two restaurants in my town