It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
238,727 Gold Club
Kindergarten teacher had students trace their hands for the window....creepier than intended
Those are big words for a one year old...
20 million dollars
Apparently this is the most important information about the Pittsburgh airport.
Just be more chad next time
i guess the pricipal was C O L O R B L I N D
"At last, my fort is impenetra... - I've made a huge mistake!"
My professors favorite joke.
Where are some water type pokémon's?!
Barber: "I want everyone to see how I cut hair, even when I am driving" He then heard: "say no more"
Is Hugh Jackman immortal?
North Texas tomorrow when the pumps run dry
Insert eye roll.....here
Unbeknownst to my grandma, we refer to her pan as the "dick-fryer".
Massive *** on my ass
What are your intentions with our daughter
Found the problem in Houston
My Friend Joseph
Sometimes I eat my wife's candy. Today she hid it from me; in the plate cabinet, where I get my plates from, every meal.
That's a hell of a deal
Is it just me or do they eat their pizza like it's dick?
I like this girls style
When you run out of things to talk about.
NiBBa screwed up
I guess we can call it water-burger now
Sometimes God speaks to you.
Albus, have you seen my make-up bag?
Hero of home depot
/a/ , a magical place
2 SPOOPY KEEP SCROLLING!
Found these instructions next to the fur rugs in Ikea Glasgow
Average Texan. Starting tomorrow.
He stealin yo girl
In which one will you look?
I wonder how that comment thread went
didn't have a tape measure but...
20 years can make a big difference
Alpaca vs. Llama
One of the hottest women
Googley eyes put to good use
Mirrors are for amateurs
Last time I was in Las Vegas I ran out of towels. I told housekeeping that I would tip one dollar for every extra towel put in my room. #Pallazo
This girl at the gas station behind me - Should I tell her the evidence she got busy last night is on her hood???
Bachelors party done right
Spidey's always being left out
Joel Olsteen's thoughts on Harvey
And then they take a plate home.
Meanwhile... in an alternate timeline.
Malcolm in the Middle
Pretty sure it's a trap
Leo the magician everybody!
Christian High School Parties
Pray for sharks
me while posting lots of hilarious memes on hugelol
Thats the real question
The perfect deal
Hope they enjoy it
Zap zap away
A sincere apology.
But you're still thinking about the game
The lawn strikes again...
This guy is probably getting fired soon
Die plant, die
Found the British corn.
Harvey says goodbye
me upvoting myself on hugelol
he will not divide us
Upvote only if you have depression
Let's try "We aren't even trying to hide it" for $400 Alex
My daughter asked me to help her with her job application... I hope she gets the interview
Fellas stop bein gay
Two Girls Two Dudes
Awhile ago I posted about how while I was drunk I ordered 100 tiny top hats for my toad.. Meet my new little guy looking quite dapper! No regrets.