Turkish Michael Scott
Passive aggressive hearse
Finally, I found a news source I can get behind and follow
Same
Paused my movie and had a laugh at how the subtitles and the scene lined up
My Name is Bob. Bob Sandvagene
So much for privacy...
Ketchup w/ Jesus
Thats not very nice Mr President
Who would have thought?
Special
Alone at your hotel? Rent A Fish €3.50 per night
When you finally got enough money to open your ***ing restaurant
Need a Pokémon memes every now and then
Pour with confidence.
I can
It might be
Satan is bae
Well that makes one of you
learned
When you encounter a level 99 New Yorker
smooth
How to buy yourself presents
Love cocaine
Cat-astrophic events happening. Peanut Butter treat exploded on her face
Folks! Focus on the real things!
Women never know what they want to eat
Bumperding Crumberpunch
...Learn how to impress a girl .... LOL
The ritual has begun
it's quick, easy AND fast
good ol’ Musky
This balloon animal guarantee
The wrong type of wet T-shirt contest
Littlefinger doesn't know the rules
checkmate
Pls
Oh shit
Like stop! For real!
"Everybody loves slow motion"
hate it when this happens
The streets of New Orleans are full of characters
I sexually identify as a student.
We're dead inside, beat that
These boxes are dropping a sick beat for me
That's not nice
Even i use this meme
This Wendy's is owned and operated by Satan
Not closed, just hard to get into.
My daughter's reaction to the fair.
Hmm
NANI!?
The face of god himself
The truest crime.
Facebook people
And then this happened
NO CAPES
Found the real reason why he isn't loyal
Neighbor has a good sense of humor.
You know who he is
People were asked to write down their fear at a museum exhibit
What up my knittah?
A proven method
My fortune cookie knows I've reached my full potential.
Mario finally catches Bowser.
The new MacBox pro in its natural habitat
I HAVE COME FOR YOUR SOUL
Clearly a dental hygienist.
Old woman uses a marionette of herself to feed squirrels in the park.
My wife at age 6, flowers in a vase
First and last name, and your occupation
Went bowling with my brother today. He asks for the biggest size they have, and the counter guy's response was "I knew this day would come, we've been waiting for you."
I see your No Kids and raise you cats, lots of cats.
quality sign
My mom made me a sandwich for work but my brother saw the note before me
I wish I knew what that said
No matter the time period , parents always could use a nice 5 minute break
Picked up my mom at LAX this weekend!
Proof the moon landing was staged
Little colonial humor
No kids. No husband. No problem.
Guy buries a Nalgene bottle full of Vodka at Randall's Island 3 weeks before Electric Zoo, digs it up & delivers
Yes, but were they selfies?
Another gem at Goodwill!
"Come here often?"... looks like my dogs trying to hit on someone at a bar
Harvested some carrots
Classic Tumblr
The U
Optimus Spaghettus
Anon hit a feel
god knows whats up
I want to die
Bud Lightyear
Body acceptance.
The redeemer
Bravo avocado
saudis be like
No parents.
AirB&B host told me to be sure to lock the front gate.
I'll just rub this blue shit on the tip.