This dragonfly looks like he just farted and is really pleased with himself

Found in a Florida grocery store. That's how you sell some produce!

Das Vidanya

A 10 year argument with my wife is finally over.

No, go ahead. I'm sure the message can wait.

Betty Vs. Cloris

PNW, so hot right now

idk guys the evidence is clear

Swim tricks

We get it Pennywise, you vape

rispettare le donne

Florida is weird.

Prepping For Irma Like

Wanted to take a group selfie. Shot one with my daughter in it, then got her to shoot the next. I'd stitch both together. It'll be perfect, I thought.

Truth hurts.

ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT *** BEAR.

Anything

Hurricane?...oh

Fans of the vampire team

A co-worker graded the new manager's notice

"Lets-a-go" he whispered into a half-empty flask

help me out my G

Old friend

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.......

Dem tricks

That was also his last BJ.

Boi

Dirty sheets™ A viacom company

Katman playing 4d chess

People actually believe there are sharks swimming around Houston. Think they'll believe this too?!

Useful bird chart

My friend found out that you can get photos printed on blankets. This was his niece's birthday gift.

Come on Jesus

Be careful when inviting war hero's to give a talk at your school!

Pickpocket

Mike Dyson

Rich

sorry this is a C H R I S T I A N H O U S E H O L D so no C U R S I N G

reeeeeee

didnt think about that did you

Florindian Giving.

poor guy

Irma Gerd

Is it?

looks we might have a shot after all you guys

My pregnant wife demanded I go to the store for frozen yogurt. I was temped to play a joke, but wanted to live.

"Whatcha thinkin 'bout?" "Nothin much just spooky stuff"

Chewie with the Cone of Shame.

Classic

you know what i give them ;) Prob some armor so they can go to the war

Churches or Popeyes?

Too Relatable

bachelor of arts in watermelonetics

pls end this

habee pottur

Just because it's unique, doesn't mean it's useful

Another strong hurricane gonna strike the US....

Posted on a local swap "bearly used kiddie pool"

It is too good not to share

How its going to be after Irma hits us

A clarification that could have avoided WW1...

Steve Buscemi was once in a band called the "Lone Rangers" with Adam Sandler and Brendan Fraser.

We've got this hurricane under control.

Ready the bananas, I've trained 29 years for this moment.

For some reason this is too relatable

mamma mia pizzeria

Last time I buy a sewing kit from the dollar store!

Gas prices are going up

Elementary School Subject Translator

I suppose it isn't also part of a complete breakfast either.

No way, Jose

Already starving the second week of the semester

good mother

Meeting ppl organically

L0S3R

Injured? Tough luck.

This "serious at first glance" sign.

I got a dog.

Fallen to The Communists.

da fuq is this?!!

After years of wanting to ride on a motorcycle, I finally convinced my friend to take me for a spin....the facial expression says it all

Artwork in my Algebra class

"Why'd I get so much wetter than you guys?"

Soviet National Anthem.mp3

Found the problem!

This new Magic School Bus Promo Image Makes it look like the little girl is giving the boy a handy.

Car for sale

It only makes sense right?

Local reaction

Probably the best end user licensing agreement ever!!!

Hexadecimal code for "*** this shit I'm out"

Operating systems

Army recruitment

If you spot this guy..

he did it → →

Someone said Emu war?

9mm Pistol VS Ballistic Gel

Hurricane checklist for Floridians

Is this how you summon Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Here's a dollar for your honesty sir