Maybe the worst résumé I have received

Cat socks

no pls

Our cat is very confused with our new picture.

ＭＩＬＣＣ

fugg breh ;(

My wife thinks buying my son an orange coat may not have been a good idea...

Meanwhile in Florida...

Hurricane Karma incoming

knew it

fml

DC Comics' toughest crimefighter

There was an accident, your mom didn't survive her skydiving trip

Just a prayer too short

s a v a g e

How to catch a fish

Game of Thrones is looking intense af

those damn milleniums with their social media

My son is practicing his "Benevolent Dictator" wave

Best birthday present ever!

got em boys

Solid logic

INFINITE 360

lol rekt

So I stopped at a Tim Hortons Roseville, MI...And watched the cashier struggle to put the sleeve on my coffee. Eventually, he just gave up and gave it to me like this.

Troublesome choice of shirt

boi

Surely a career highlight for any vending machine refill person

Tom Segura everyone.

Important event

Expanded life

My friend got this letter from his stoner roommate. Please read this with a stoner voice

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

born acoustic

plsneverwatchmojo.com

Gotta stay in shape to fight the evil forces ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh Columbus

Pretty good odds actually

You know it's gonna get bad in Florida when the gators start leaving

Finally

Unbelievable

yeah ok you can downvote me for that joke

My friend's back seat, in preparation for hurricane Irma

You failed

That one friend who blatantly disregards the rules of shotgun

At Peace

Right when you think it can't get any worse...

schrödingers yard

so my teacher tried to lighten the mood about the hurricane

Me too plant.... Me too.....

Full send

In Indiana you know it's gonna be a long flight delay when the ground crew breaks out the basketball.

Ha! Karma!

I like it tho

Services rendered.

My friend traveled to India. She posted a photo this morning with the caption "It's going well."

VAPE NASHEION

What up I'm Josh

Perfect alignment

My grandfather just passed and we were cleaning out his car, he always had the best since of humor

spinny bois

The quality content HL deserves

This guy is tired of getting pulled over

Let it shine

A symbol of wealth among pigeon's.

The heavens were angry that day my friends...

Sometimes simplicity works best

This is why people drop out

My cat figured out the water cooler button.

Met my mum's new cat yesterday- she has some interesting markings

This card would be more convincing if Old Navy didn't sell them in packs of eight

Wife Goals

Cat5 Hurricane

Loves Me Not

This dragonfly looks like he just farted and is really pleased with himself

Found in a Florida grocery store. That's how you sell some produce!

Das Vidanya

A 10 year argument with my wife is finally over.

No, go ahead. I'm sure the message can wait.

Betty Vs. Cloris

PNW, so hot right now

idk guys the evidence is clear

Swim tricks

We get it Pennywise, you vape

rispettare le donne

Florida is weird.

Prepping For Irma Like

Wanted to take a group selfie. Shot one with my daughter in it, then got her to shoot the next. I'd stitch both together. It'll be perfect, I thought.

Truth hurts.

ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT *** BEAR.

Anything

Hurricane?...oh

Fans of the vampire team

A co-worker graded the new manager's notice

"Lets-a-go" he whispered into a half-empty flask

help me out my G

Old friend

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.......

Dem tricks

That was also his last BJ.