Guess I'll die
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It's everyday comrade
My roommates and I write erotic fridge poetry when we get drunk.
I am proud to see that my dog will protect me no matter what
Splitting a chocolate bar with the wife, it was pretty obvious which half was hers.
For reals! Which one of you is it?
Elon Musk was inspired by Lilo and Stitch for his new SpaceX suit
"I did not hit her, I did not"
This is how my 2.5 year old niece insists on holding her new baby brother
he is a bit of a moron
My dating life in a different nutshell...
You can never beat those robots
I love my fellow Floridians.
"Traps aren't gay"
My dog is very popular among street cats
How villains are born
Want serious answers people
I was asking myself why the hell this guy is staring at me all the time.
My friend's baby looks like he just got done working out
This beer has the best label I've ever seen.
Just so everyone is aware
please just do it now
Google - Now hiring, no need to apply
Break line of sight...
wat was it before
Last night is a blur....
It's gonna be a big one boys!
i have 30 years of surpressed autism
Looks like hurricanes have now become sentient and self aware
Don't forget snow...
A necessity for camping
My dating life in a nutshell...
The elevator I was in broke down. I looked in the emergency phone box because I had no signal and this is all there was.
I don't think that's the best idea
The scene before escaping Irmalrog
What's the forecast in ft. Lauderdale Ollie?
Yup. This happened.
No one really knows
The real danger area
My Girlfriend thought she was funny....
How traffic happens
How Jesus walked on the water
Respecting woman is number 1 priority!!!!
thank you japan
magic trick in the comments
There is really an "I" in TEAM
Someone prepping for Irma strapped the entire house down.
Not sure if looking for sex, or actual nightstand
wake up jeff
Shout out to Taco Bell for holding it together during Irma
This cat makes me laugh.
Eminem meets Lady Gaga.
My buddy is pretty excited about tonight.
Walmart has really upped their camo quality.
We have a huge chance
Stupid drunk uber trip
My childhood ride replicated, blasting down a motorway.
So I asked my dad if he was going Hurricane shopping...
Neighbors went to see "It." It will be dark when they see this.
There is literally a UPS guy working out in full uniform right at my gym! Watched him deliver a package and then started lifting.
A co-workers coffee cup
How Ted Mosby tells a story
Solid marketing advice
Link needs his sword
Man's best manager
Local bar's breathalyzer replacement
Mad Max: Jersey Road
When you're evacuating Miami and you can only take what's most important to you.
Just keep playing
oh so thats why she lost
Looks like my wife made toast while I was at work.
Computers can smell fear
Why there's nothing to worry about North Korea threats.
When filming the hurricane, please remember:
Damn girl, are you sitting on an F5 key?
Can you read?
Saw this in a restaurant in Gatlinburg.
The prince that was promised
take a seat
Wonder when he realized
Choo Choo! It's Pickle Rick