Mars Rover = $800 Million; Team to Operate = $1 Billion; Drawing a Dong on The Surface of Another Planet = Priceless.

A no BS approach to getting rich quick.

Ted has the right to explain himself

The most Australian out of service tag

we all I.T down here

Before Tinder

They're not dick pics, they're..

Hard maths

The Giant Quacken has been defeated

And that's how we get a camel

Relatable

Women Empowerment!!!

The police log when you live in a small town.

Historic moment

I love this friend.

All-natural umbrellas are the best

When the hotel staff has your back

Jerry finally landed his dream job

Ain't seen nothing truer..

get out

The photo lab at my local Walmart

Two Monks...

There is a really good chance I would reach in there

The new artworks positioning at our local Skate Country is slightly questionable...

Count to ten

When she changes her BIO to Single

Sorry, I only watch pronoun movies.

Hsssssshitpost

The most legit billboard I've ever seen.

Pabst knew I'd spend the last of my cash on beer rather than food. No worries though! They threw in a bonus!

Hey cedric if you think the circlejerk is bad what about this?

For my sister's 20th birthday

You can't see him!

In Birdperson culture that is considered a dick move

That time they posed for a great father and son work pic - but didn't put any tools in the tool belt.

The Ideal Nation

Best Captain

Doesn't look like my sort of fun

Girlfriend took a pregnancy test and sent me this...

DiCaprison

I knew she looked familiar

N-Team

My friend and his dad got separate Uber's from the same place, to the same place. Spot the difference.

That's what is missing

Finally...

Best way to get past Apple's new facial recognition on the iPhone X

How my family handled Irma.

Fishing for compliments

Miami is a Mario Kart track now

My dog is...special. Somehow he got the floor vent stuck to his collar...rip'd it off the floor then walked around like this was normal.

Never thought about it this way

Ladies, your new uniforms are — oh for god's sake

She's going for the whole squad

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If you eat the Devils corn, you will choke on his cob.

Even heroes have herpes

Oops! my mistake

So my dad wore a green shirt to the Empire State Building tour...

Saw this on my way home from work...

The frontlight of the silver car also lokks like eyes ^^

Photosynthesis

W A V E

Love this song

Baby tricks dad with fake cry

Florida noo

I praise every single day!

We reap what we sow

Ooh zodiac

Do it boi

Every superhero has their weakness

This is suffering !

Wish I didn't know that

Leave me alone

Anything 4 views

The High School years weren't good to my friend...

Reconsider allowing friends to label your boxes.

How to scam people

Classy

The Simpsons really did predict everything.

E X T R E M E

ANTI JOKES

Ultra Magnus

Man, I don't miss being a teenager.

Ｄｒ．

I need you

Hair for days

When Bones is talking trash about my waifu again

Relatable

How dinosaurs came to be...

Ape

Hahah :'(

He payed so much attention to detail afterward, he noticed that traps are gay

Sorry if this shouldn't be here.

In line at the McDonald's drive-thru.

QUICK LOOK AT THIS MEME

How ?!?

When you send your husband to the store for "lettuce". At first I was mad he got iceburg, then I was mad he didn't get iceburg.

I was looking for oil for my car when I came across this beauty.

Intelligent

I have to scooby do it