get out of here, stalker!
He was yelling 'incoming' when I turned around to see this.
I turn now
Neil Patrick Harris and Benedict Cumberbatch are Beavis and Butthead
Italian warning labels got no chill.
This is the height of all titles.
Out of nowhere this notification came up on my smartwatch and I realised I have wasted my life.
How to make yourself a mug of tea
My parents are touring China and spotted this very thoughtful sign...
Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp celebrate National Cheeseburger Day
Son, let's learn how our ancestors behave
It's kind of a risk reward situation
Something doesn't add up ...
Al Bundy !
Just some dude skateboarding with his shoulder cat
I'm a traditional guy. I'll do it my way.
My kitten Apollo coming out of hiding during his first day home.
Bestiary 7 : The Sun
hello yes hi, I am borns now
This girl wins at life.
Anon is a rapist
My cat forgets to put her tongue away... A lot
Engineers and spellings...
When you're hungover but you still have to find the strength to murder children.
My dog looks like Shelley Duvall.
Floridians Shred Hurricane Aftermath
What happens when a man takes over the advice column
My daughter is fighting the man with dignity and grace... I've never been more proud.
You've heard of elf on the shelf, now comes...
The Architect had fun with this one
Today I watched the sun rise at the South Pole.
Puppy Push-Ups with my friend
"Looks like you hurt yourself pretty bad", I said to my Sister. "What?", she replied. "Those are some pretty large stitches on your knees, must have been painful"...
Why they always skip 9s?
A gentle reminder that you are disposable
This is my license plate. Thought some of you would like it.
This little guy is going to do great things for the world
The Bat Signal
They are though.
The local newspaper is kinda famous for its headlines
Somebody cawll an exorcist.
I dont want this to be an illusion
Saw this guy in traffic the other day
Meanwhile, in The Matrix
Tinder date triangle
A genius disguise
A dog being posed by a German soldier during the World War II
come on out Kim Jong-un
At least we got memes
Strange Alliances in these dark days!
There's always someone
Instructions on box were not clear
When you ran out of bird puns for the title.
Saw this at the front desk at a youth Hostel in Boston.
It's not just any biscuit....
My daughter is unsure on how to proceed with her reading assignment
Adulting Level: Pro
She be looking real good
It's all ogre now
Sliding like a pro
You're never too young to zombie
And I wasn't even drunk yet
Guy gets hit while at a red light, car totaled. 4 weeks later he gets a speeding ticket in the mail.
It's too strong!
I suddenly understand why everyone hates the reboot with horrifying clarity
dude is living that world
Anon is high as hell
I made this out of an old coffee table...
Shit just got serious.
Nature is beautiful
He was way ahead of his time
He can also start fires underwater