He's not allowed within 300 meters of a school of fish

I can feel them now, I've grown a 6th sense for that

Found this in the IT office at work.

farmin

canadian anon is not very polite this time

but respec for women?

Name one

Bob and vagene

Haha... ha... hm.

I don't want a coffee

This is heartbreaking

fresh hair cut

Photogenic Horse to the Rescue?

This photo represents the difference between freshman and senior year.

My cat looks like she partied too hard and is now questioning her life choices.

Dental hygiene

Girlfriend spent the night for the first time. Found these cleaning up. It has begun...

Police Department are becoming Savages

My sister crocheted a tiny bag of dicks.

His eyes embody the emptiness that we can only imagine

Before VS After

How to troll Ron Weasley

Flying as a kid

My husband's drunk letter to himself

This School Has An Awesome Slide to get downstairs

When you lied on your CV about having sheepdog experience.

This isn't helping my 80's childhood memories...

The coffee cycle

After trying my first can of LaCroix, I felt the need to rework the logo.

Googled Kate Middleton Topless, was not disappointed...

This meme is fine

The elusive and not often photographed leopard spider

sequel anyone??

Never give up

Cat's nose after losing a battle with a bee.

Local Sherrifs office Facebook

Looked up “How to cow”. Was not disappointed

muh brain blast

the true award

Trolling your dad

Every evening she waits at the "window" for dad to come home

A love note I took up in class today...

Corporate Flow-Chart

What colleges do with my money, probs.

That friend you can't take anywhere.

This is why I use AD blockers.

Ｐ　Ｉ　Ｌ　Ｌ　Ｓ

muh incest jokes

Actual footage

Never trust the food packages...

I went to a baby shower this weekend that played a game where they had baby's in ice cubes for everyone's drinks, including red sangria. I don't think they thought it out carefully.

Mailbox damaged - Found this note

hello goodbye

Finally, I can check my first patient

Needless to say we did not complete the move.

Someone waited a long time to write this headline.

Anthony Kiedis looks like the lovechild of Danny Trejo and Justin Long.

f*ckingroasties.jpg

when the vitamin gummies kick in

Pennywise needs some freedom

Stolen meme, but accurate

My 11 year old has started drawing fat, middle aged Batman at the beach and it's everything you never knew you needed in life

Crane is angry!

Trust nobody, not even yourself.

My Panoramic didn't go to plan for this guy...

[Excel is a Mystery]

they really do mature with every new volume

No more disturbances!

Classic McGarnigal.

Is this a joke, Google?

Hunting for the sport

I will make my father proud.

Listening to lyrics vs reading lyrics

Trees need your help

muh triggering

My mother showed me this on her Facebook feed

You've gotta be shitting me

My math teacher asked me why my shirt said the square root of the answer

Nobody knows

sad reacts only

My little commie

Avada Cyka

The Finnster!

Renae is being a real ***.

No guts. No glory. No legend. No story.

Anon is a lawyer

Hackerman

House owner: I really like Hogwarts. Engineer: Say no more!

Our Flag is Sacred

Anon buys condoms

My stepson is a minimalist with the crayon, but the story he tells is very grand.

Lazy Genius

Not all Presidents cared if you took a knee

My dog "worked" at Lowes with me for a day

/tv/ is a child

Just give me one Episode

Doctor's advice

Not Pockets

the sky is the limit

Take a nap, anytime... anywhere!