I asked my girlfriend how badly her screen was cracked after she dropped her phone... she sent this

Neither was I

Decided today was a good time to clean out my wallet

Husky and palm tree

I just realized something today...

Squirrels are secretly evil.

I forgot her name, Google did exactly what I wanted.

Tour de Utah

When did Kristen Stewart become Jeremy Irons from Die Hard 3?

hey, pull my finger

fake burn

Bees? I like em a little. I don't like em a lot.

"secret" service

homeo-apathy

This sign in a Minneapolis liquor store

Knock Knock It's the Police

Finally it all makes sense now

Dr. Robotthicc

Hope?

The Stress Is Getting To Him

Crush a Bunny get a Dictator

My brother and i started a new thing where we "skittle" each other, he was so confused why his camera wasnt turning on lol, get skittled fool!

Drill sarn't my weapon won't fire!

Oh no, she did it !!!

Reasonable hours

Lee Child had a great weekend

Wheely needed that stall

the choice is clear

hard to spot that even with lenses

some steves just want to watch the blocks burn

Childhood toys

Awkward places to put your hand during a photo

Suicide squad

Life with a newborn...

My local vet office is ready for fall

autismception

Rule of the lab: Don't sit down

ded

They really made a bearded dragon an official lizard cop.

Kill them all hal..

"Uh, little help please...?"

Thank you kind stranger, I will forever be in your debt.

BOI!

Welcome to the Ricefields

What if I'm mixed?

Hippo Juggernaut

Some people just have all the answers

"Can you make this more romantic?"

nani?

not an improvise adapt overcome meme

BOTTOM TEXT

Runescape

Make up your mind

...

There appears to be a glitch in the matrix...

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

Searched for "ate mile", wasn't disappointed.

senior tacos

Father Guido Sanducci

Will you use a normal urinal like a coward or will you take the journey of legends? The choice is yours.

Now they even added a fourth black powerpuff girl with giant hips

Some wise advice.....

Work van graphics done right...

Ron Perlman looks like the lovechild of Will Ferrell and Gary Busey

best juice

Ridiculous shape

It's okay laundry...

Not the bunny she had been wanting.

The true answer to the ethical dilemma

dollar store crayons

Traffic's so bad even the road signs are complaining

The ultimate dynasty has ended therefore we should:

Found this Gem in My Gallery

I wonder how they did it...

The back of Weird Al's 1994 tour shirts

I accidentally put my name instead of my dog's name on Rover.com. The emails I get are Hilarious!

Me: I wanna bleach my teeth! Dentist: how white? Me: this white:

Me in the winyter vs me in the summer

good death

I thought photos like this were shopped, but nope. Our airport has this funky setup.

Speak french to me

How Canadians build savings accounts

My wife went to China, knew I had to have this. I keep my mini screwdriver set in it.

These children are definitely slow

My buddy, Matt, got this for his birthday.

#1 bestseller since sunday

I made this chart to explain why I can't stand one of my wife's friends.

Now that’s just good advertising, gotta admit

the height of existential absurdist comedy

I believe I can Sly

"I don't mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?"

*** You guys with your Anime Girls

I feel this is appropriate today

The scariest

Not all heroes wear caps

This 7 inch "face massager" from a 1973 sears catalogue. 2 for 5.50! Item 24

When you have to admit you are wrong..

Good scotch

Most accurate Mean Tweet I've seen

The only Amazon review a prospective buyer needs to read