C-can he succeed?!

Calcium calcium don't doot with an euphonium

Talking to parents on the phone

Treat your passwords like your underpants

drank

Pool boy

Whenever my wife tells me she's "fine"

incumming

Behold the pinnacle of biological engineering

Combined faces of the 5 best rappers of all time.

He's gonna need a well-trained psychiatrist to get back on track...

Asked my boyfriend to make the dish for a potluck this weekend...

Monopoly Man in background during Equifax Senate Hearing

They've got a busy morning

anon finds ez solution for mass shootings

Look, I've never asked for this, OK?

Every time something bad happens

petition to add this rare pepe to the pepes appearing on HUGELOL

The wife said "Let's do sexy costumes for Halloween this year"....game on!

adapt

How did I do in PE today?

It was a simpler time

When you try to reach frontpage in October with no bones

a surprise

Some problems have an easy solution

What an ironic name for the CEO of Food For the Poor...

Where is my nobel?

When spooktober delivers

Same

Something the internet has been waiting for.

My pants looking high and smirky at me

Usually self-diagnosable?

So satisfying.

Important nutrition advice on the men's room wall in an Italian restaurant.

The mailman left my package with the Butler.

When the universe itself creates shitposts

Low effort political commentary, coming up

Clickhole's Instagram response to Tom Petty's death

Who's line is it anyway?

I paused Judge Dredd at the wrong time......

My daughter drew her little brother photobombing her art class self portrait

Sir, this spot is for handicapated only!

The true test of a great leader...

Scrolling down my friend's feed. Found this.

George's Takei's gay test

Title'd've'rino

"Ask your doctor if my*** is right for you."

I think they could have used a smaller crate

smug

country sucks

A wild herd of UPS trucks corner their prey

Country sucks

Natural

"That's No Moon..."

am i to late? or has spookyness taken over?

Something for the CV

easy case

Katie is savage

Expert at a quality test

Happens most of the time...

smthing about a very high iq

>be me >an intellectual

Witcher 3: Wild Hunt was better

kinda spoopy

I'm unimpressed... also, you're too close

And probably a carnivore too, while we're at it

I Guess I Wasn't Alone

Can confirm it works

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)

doot doot

This Han Solo keychain is an abomination

What a beautiful day

Most accurate diagnostic ever.

"You can help by expanding it"

Ironic

This building is like someone was making it up on the fly

Keep your friends close...... but your enemies closer.

Coloring with my Sons

You on Instagram VS You in Reality

Some passive aggressive gender equality.

Hey youuuuu guys, I am at the Chiefs game!

Did Dove just call me fat?

Gandalf and Balrog were friends all along.

A science humor minute

Bear Attacks

not meta

Found a skinny Weight Watchers nestled in between a Trader Joe’s and a Tuesday Morning.

Saw this in an ice cream shop

Point of views

Ashamed to admit it was my first thought

I love Peatuns

is dis dissociative identity disorder?

Impressive

I might be burning bones in a volcano but I still read the news

Red flag

September 30th, 11:59:58 pm

My wife bought toilet paper for the first time...one ply...I live with a monster...

This panda looks like a cats butt.

When nightmares become reality

He is clearly to conductor of his own ride, how rude of that human.