You can tell what kind of day they're having even without them present.
Taking his fish for a walk.
This is me as a parent
not like Death 2
I didn’t ask for this
to be fair you have to have a high iq to watch rick and morty
#ShitPostsForWankers
No idea who is at the door.
Hanzo of the North Star
Dropping my new album soon
C-can he succeed?!
Calcium calcium don't doot with an euphonium
Talking to parents on the phone
Treat your passwords like your underpants
drank
Pool boy
Whenever my wife tells me she's "fine"
incumming
Behold the pinnacle of biological engineering
Combined faces of the 5 best rappers of all time.
He's gonna need a well-trained psychiatrist to get back on track...
Asked my boyfriend to make the dish for a potluck this weekend...
Monopoly Man in background during Equifax Senate Hearing
They've got a busy morning
anon finds ez solution for mass shootings
Look, I've never asked for this, OK?
Every time something bad happens
petition to add this rare pepe to the pepes appearing on HUGELOL
The wife said "Let's do sexy costumes for Halloween this year"....game on!
adapt
How did I do in PE today?
It was a simpler time
When you try to reach frontpage in October with no bones
a surprise
Some problems have an easy solution
What an ironic name for the CEO of Food For the Poor...
Where is my nobel?
When spooktober delivers
Same
Something the internet has been waiting for.
My pants looking high and smirky at me
Usually self-diagnosable?
So satisfying.
Important nutrition advice on the men's room wall in an Italian restaurant.
The mailman left my package with the Butler.
When the universe itself creates shitposts
Low effort political commentary, coming up
Clickhole's Instagram response to Tom Petty's death
Who's line is it anyway?
I paused Judge Dredd at the wrong time......
My daughter drew her little brother photobombing her art class self portrait
Sir, this spot is for handicapated only!
The true test of a great leader...
Scrolling down my friend's feed. Found this.
George's Takei's gay test
Title'd've'rino
"Ask your doctor if my*** is right for you."
I think they could have used a smaller crate
smug
country sucks
A wild herd of UPS trucks corner their prey
Country sucks
Natural
"That's No Moon..."
am i to late? or has spookyness taken over?
Something for the CV
easy case
Katie is savage
Expert at a quality test
Happens most of the time...
smthing about a very high iq
>be me >an intellectual
Witcher 3: Wild Hunt was better
kinda spoopy
I'm unimpressed... also, you're too close
And probably a carnivore too, while we're at it
I Guess I Wasn't Alone
Can confirm it works
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
doot doot
This Han Solo keychain is an abomination
What a beautiful day
Most accurate diagnostic ever.
"You can help by expanding it"
Ironic
This building is like someone was making it up on the fly
Keep your friends close...... but your enemies closer.
Coloring with my Sons
You on Instagram VS You in Reality
Some passive aggressive gender equality.
Hey youuuuu guys, I am at the Chiefs game!
Did Dove just call me fat?
Gandalf and Balrog were friends all along.
A science humor minute
Bear Attacks
not meta
Found a skinny Weight Watchers nestled in between a Trader Joe’s and a Tuesday Morning.
Saw this in an ice cream shop
Point of views
Ashamed to admit it was my first thought