This kid needs to be hired directly out of college

This Honest Danger Sign

Zombies?

Anon goes through space and time

Kinda...

Gay cancer

I played Super Mario World with my mom today. She mentioned things I'll never unsee.

My friend's shirt.

Numbers can

Some software could learn a thing or two from Avast. I'm looking at you, Windows.

Subtle differences

Rough life as a New York kid

Maybe not the best message

Hands down, best first sentence of a math problem ever

I tried to photograph a sweet moment of my dogs cuddling, instead I captured the spawn of satan

And to think my father said I would never amount to anything.

Well worth the wait!

My toddler was helping me clean the garage and discovered I have one of those plastic magnifiers

Had to post this.

It's morphin ' time!

My pen lost it’s clip and looks terrified of what might happen next...

Bollywood horse slide for the WIN

When you bought a PS4 instead of a Switch but still want to play Skyrim on the go

You can tell what kind of day they're having even without them present.

Taking his fish for a walk.

This is me as a parent

not like Death 2

I didn’t ask for this

to be fair you have to have a high iq to watch rick and morty

#ShitPostsForWankers

No idea who is at the door.

Hanzo of the North Star

Dropping my new album soon

C-can he succeed?!

Calcium calcium don't doot with an euphonium

Talking to parents on the phone

Treat your passwords like your underpants

drank

Pool boy

Whenever my wife tells me she's "fine"

incumming

Behold the pinnacle of biological engineering

Combined faces of the 5 best rappers of all time.

He's gonna need a well-trained psychiatrist to get back on track...

Asked my boyfriend to make the dish for a potluck this weekend...

Monopoly Man in background during Equifax Senate Hearing

They've got a busy morning

anon finds ez solution for mass shootings

Look, I've never asked for this, OK?

Every time something bad happens

petition to add this rare pepe to the pepes appearing on HUGELOL

The wife said "Let's do sexy costumes for Halloween this year"....game on!

adapt

How did I do in PE today?

It was a simpler time

When you try to reach frontpage in October with no bones

a surprise

Some problems have an easy solution

What an ironic name for the CEO of Food For the Poor...

Where is my nobel?

When spooktober delivers

Same

Something the internet has been waiting for.

My pants looking high and smirky at me

Usually self-diagnosable?

So satisfying.

Important nutrition advice on the men's room wall in an Italian restaurant.

The mailman left my package with the Butler.

When the universe itself creates shitposts

Low effort political commentary, coming up

Clickhole's Instagram response to Tom Petty's death

Who's line is it anyway?

I paused Judge Dredd at the wrong time......

My daughter drew her little brother photobombing her art class self portrait

Sir, this spot is for handicapated only!

The true test of a great leader...

Scrolling down my friend's feed. Found this.

George's Takei's gay test

Title'd've'rino

"Ask your doctor if my*** is right for you."

I think they could have used a smaller crate

smug

country sucks

A wild herd of UPS trucks corner their prey

Country sucks

Natural

"That's No Moon..."

am i to late? or has spookyness taken over?

Something for the CV

easy case

Katie is savage

Expert at a quality test

Happens most of the time...

smthing about a very high iq

>be me >an intellectual

Witcher 3: Wild Hunt was better

kinda spoopy

I'm unimpressed... also, you're too close

And probably a carnivore too, while we're at it

I Guess I Wasn't Alone