I got brain damage.
28,685 5-Year Club
That's how we develop trust issues
I was recently diagnosed with Leukemia and joked with my sister about playing the "cancer card". Wow did she deliver.
Decided to start acting my age and had some inexpensive business cards printed.
Text book instructions on how kitty belly rubs really work
Saw this on my way to work!
Not to be outdone. My niece was a unicorn for crazy hair day 10/6/2017.
Well at least they're honest...
During the line for the szechuan sauce
there always has to be a "round 2"
My doctor told me to eat more fish
Well when you put it that way
As A Corporate Salaried Employee
Maybe if I posted more…
On the train on the way home from Oktoberfest.
Your other left.
This pizza place has the best tip jars
One year ago, I left my life behind I alienated my family, moved to a new country, all to chase my dreams. And now, it's all worth it.
Haircuts Maketh Man and Woman - of cause.
Nebraska road signs have become savage.
Well someone was kicked like you asked...
running in the skrr pap pap ka ka ka
I am the malest man
Human Life Cycle
Everybody’s got hobbies
If I had one job...
May be true for both
don't be such a dick dad
"Donuts? Turkeys? You all are a bunch of Amateurs." -Marie Antoinette
Portal is awesome
Yo mama's so fat...
Dang wind turbines!!!
Who's a good boy? ...oh boy
This guys mom was him for Halloween
Korra the Explorer
That's what I thought.
My friend tried to take a nice picture at the mall
What you see vs. what she sees
Found this resignation letter on my desk this morning
The Will Always Be Dumpster Fires
'I've got inches'
If I go crazy...
Give me your best math puns :D
These Halloween costumes look so fake
Picard gets a mom joke in despite his busy schedule
Aren't these memes dead already?
My meme cycle theory tells me it's time to mix formats
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up."
Skeleton war is hell
Look out, girls, Mr. Man is in town
My Jewish mother gave me this as a housewarming gift.
Welp! This made my daughter popular at school
I am froot
Just checked into an Airbnb...this is the key the guy gave us
Seems like no one remembers. So....
It knows no gender
Sometimes passive aggressive messages are funny. Spotted on my campus today.
Are you sure about that?
Gotta keep the babies warm
My mom accidentally uploaded a selfie after leaving a bad review on Yelp.
Sometimes girls just wanna
Beach theme crazy hair day! Check the PALM TREE!
These yard sale signs
Guys were above this now comon
When Your Mom Comes Into Your Room..
Sure... lets go with that
D Generation X anyone?
Casually planning out his attack on American cities...
"Not a book you will forget"
That's a sweet looking donut hairdo, dad. Let's not forget thanksgiving is right around the corner
I got a new couch, thinking of doing all the job interviews here.
When you don't practice what you preach
Since we're going for it , look at my nephew
Smellya.... later? Only in Maine
Waiting to pick up a metal band at the airport
Don't text and walk -- this happens every couple of months
Nothing is written in stone.....
Your soda bottle and mermaid were pretty damn good. How about my donut?
Welcome to Hogwarts
My Professor is single and ready to mingle
I'm in veterinary school. In my nutrition lecture on obesity my professor blacked out the eyes of all the animals included to preserve their dignity
How to piss the internet off in one pic