Walking the path of explosions.
My very british mother just sent me this
someone cosplaying the actual convention center. Scott Snyder
My dad likes reading so I got him a Kindle for is birthday. He's using it as a bookmark.
Disney princesses replaced with cement mixers
This bench memorial quote
misleading bathroom signs
How my dog like to sit while watching football
there are three genders
"I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!! This is the greatest day of my li-D'OH!"
I think a squirrel fell off my roof!
Something's not right....
Atleast they’re honest!
In that moment, they were euphoric.
This kid got caught drinking at a party and was interviewed by a local news station, he brought his own microphone...
Watches the food network once
I work in the service department for a John Deere dealer and a guy brought this in because it doesn't cut grass anymore
Can't decide which one's dumber
When you're too drunk and too big to be carried to your hotel room
When you wanna be ready for war
So now it all makes sense
Maybe it's just angry deodorant
EU aka The Fourth Reich
When its spooktober and you say that spooky memes aren't dank
Shouldn't have put the airport in a bad neighborhood
are bgonthot memes still good?
couldn't believe in my eyes for 3 seconds
I wanna be gay
Chinese kungfu ?
Fudge be fingering...
The Wild Thornberrys
Somebody didn't think this vanity plate through.
This Girl Has Too Much Free Time
I finally get it
This local pumpkin patch has a lot of rules
Subtle Kleenex, very subtle.
Ditto used Transform!
Target shoppers know whatsup
I've learned to accept the pain
And in today's interview...
I got 500 of these and started distributing them around campus
In reality god hates us all, but Abby in particular
The poor kids of this generation
Being a rich man is like a girl being pretty
Only in Florida...
This cat has seen some shit
every time i take my dog out for walks she stops to see her boo. it's like romeo and juliet
Wikipedia's definition of the word "***" is extremely amusing...
Why yes google..thats EXACTLY what I meant...
This deer for sale on Craigslist
that's the ultimate Revolver
Saw your Elon Musk, and raise you a Seth MacFarlane transformation.
Poor cat thought sunglasses would stop Medusa
I think my cat just became self-aware
Wake up sheeple
That's how we develop trust issues
I was recently diagnosed with Leukemia and joked with my sister about playing the "cancer card". Wow did she deliver.
Decided to start acting my age and had some inexpensive business cards printed.
Text book instructions on how kitty belly rubs really work
Saw this on my way to work!
Not to be outdone. My niece was a unicorn for crazy hair day 10/6/2017.
Well at least they're honest...
During the line for the szechuan sauce
there always has to be a "round 2"
My doctor told me to eat more fish
Well when you put it that way
As A Corporate Salaried Employee
Maybe if I posted more…
On the train on the way home from Oktoberfest.
Your other left.
This pizza place has the best tip jars
One year ago, I left my life behind I alienated my family, moved to a new country, all to chase my dreams. And now, it's all worth it.
Haircuts Maketh Man and Woman - of cause.
Nebraska road signs have become savage.
Well someone was kicked like you asked...
running in the skrr pap pap ka ka ka
I am the malest man
Human Life Cycle
Everybody’s got hobbies
If I had one job...
May be true for both
don't be such a dick dad
"Donuts? Turkeys? You all are a bunch of Amateurs." -Marie Antoinette
Portal is awesome
Yo mama's so fat...