It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
299,476 Gold Club
When you flying United
R o a s t e d
Doctors back in the day
They didn't have a depression island...
Meowth is cool
Back to relevance
Barney going through a tough time
This really got to me.
8bit of pain
For all the kids that grew up in the 90s and 00s.
A great plan!
Saw this at school the other day...
Taste the rainbow.
For the aggressive dieters
The Good ‘Ole Foot
What heartless *** invented camouflage Easter eggs?
Everyday I'm Hustlin'
He’s one happy boi!
My kind of woman
friend is moving away for a new job
Queen B Doppleganger
Spotted this sign in my neighborhood in Chattanooga, TN. I like the local authorities.
My students keep asking me for 50 cents for the vending machine. This is what the next one is gonna get.
Hard times in Wakanda
We’ve all been there..
> You know who
One of my weaknesses
Alea jacta est
I stole this, I swear.
Last month my cousin asked me for help managing his finances because he doesn't know where his money goes. Had to borrow his car today...
It’s Tax Season!
Butt made from straws, so you can suck my ass.
Wendy’s, the fast food chain, has just released a mixtape dissing other restaurant chains
Look at how ridiculous he looks.
The tool board I made at work. It’s been up for 3 years now and nobody has ever mentioned the chicken.
What religion should you follow?
House for sale in Norway with bananas for scale
90% if the time it works every time xD
I give you all my chemistry teacher
They mounted a vegan to the wall at my local butcher shop.
get on my level
Who is the number one tho
The chickfila cashier was so religious that they gave a 1 cent discount to keep the total from being 6.66.
My sister took her cat for a walk last fall. We still don't know if he was enjoying himself...
I have been waiting for this moment
Too old to rock & roll, too young to die
A real conference I went to yesterday
He's gonna kill you with cuteness
Damn it Cody
Spring is here
Only reason to get a iphone X
You look like two different serial killers
Tb y'all mind?
My wife and I just bought our first bulk buy hot sauce. We're very proud.
Our Saviour <3
Longest friend in animals making them fool LOL
Anons parents are too optimistic
German city of Karlsruhe just issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures.
Mission Impossible Mouse
When your door bell doesn't work
How I celebrate my birthday
Peace was never an option
Low carb diet
Watching P&R and noticed this origin story.
I have a headache...
What the hell did i just read
The one that got away
The flooring shop near my workplace put this up when the snowstorm started.
A joke book from 1940
My initials are E.D, I've been signing with a dick my whole life
Possibly first documented instance of the pants monster in the wild.
I bet he was a terrible tipper too
To the rescue!!!
Nice try Zuckerberg
I created fun painting as utility box
When your car gets stolen so your mate comes around with gifts to make you feel better.
The struggles of Netflix and food
I’m a high school teacher. My student pulled a ***ing pillow out of his backpack and went to sleep during exam week. I was honestly impressed.
Wow, I’ve been wearing these wrong all these years
This band was cool for about half a song
My dad sent me this picture with the caption, "Deeeeeee-lish."
Been broke several times