Rookie numbers.

Think about it

Condom machines are now offering refunds...

Anons thoughts on WWIII

Most we can hope for.

The Sign Outside a Church in my Town

The shop near my house always has interesting stuff on their sign. This is my new favorite.

Stan Against Evil on religion

The Miracle of modern Science

Savage af.

Christian kid vs firewall

I will never understand people who put pizza on pineapple.

... Killed the cat

In 1994, I told my dad I wanted to be an ear for Halloween. He really came through.

[B]ichael

How kids judge the Halloween candy you give out.

plot twist

It Is Thursday My Dudes

What about Jesus' body?

Get ya suit game right

The naked truth about wonderful 2017

Brotherly love

Skrt skrt

Dark roast

Glad to help

The Karma....it means nothing...nothing at all...

Halloween Hold-up

They're not happy

The spook convention

New Zealand's Department of Conservation Hut. #OnlyInNewZealand

My buddy dressed up as Eleven in honor of Stranger Things season 2.

I hate slow computers!

*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame*Yup that's me you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation well it started in 1933

PIECE OF SHIT!

Hired.

A single 1

I Was Hoping For A Pyramid On Tombstone

Must of been a rough divorce.

Big Wars

Great halloween costume...

One of the greatest improv lines ever!

My dog looks like a lamp

Fukken companies inventing viruses n shit

When you sneeze to hard

Something seems a little off

I'm Jewish but I like to send my non-Jewish friends Christmas cards during the holidays. Am I doing it right?

Robot realizes the truth

Candy bowl at work

I havent seen Katman In a while

part 2 in comments

Was this one of you?

Decorate

My sleeping problems: solved

A fate worse than death

Siri really understands me

Always confused on which download button to click on websites

D&D posting

Contrary to popular belief, millenials can still afford to buy homes

This is perfect definition..

A gag my father pulled at a basketball game in college

Don’t you just hate it.

Game of Thrones

[libertarians away]

Sniff your way through presidency

The Irish Postal Service is a National Treasure

I love prequel memes

Anon loses gf

Two cats fighting against a vaccum cleaner.

Hugeloler invention

Guess this town takes pedestrian safety very seriously

is it true ???

I guess I’m a dog person

Blastoff!

They seemed so laid back when I was there...

petition for this to be on all wine bottles...

Caught in the act...

Nice- I completely agree

Restaurant Massacre: Warning, Not For The Faint Of Heart

Olympic divers on the toilet.

Roll pinning down under

they're also Lit

Innuendos Galore

Too soon. Smh

my brother in law likes to cause uproar with his custom printed shirt

Garfield gone wild.

In some deep shit

The last sound you hear before dying, and your reaction

Sometimes I wonder if my family really loves me

New bathing suit

I took this picture of my hedgehog smiling. And meditating?

Found this post it on my car this mormomg, Glad to see my neighbors aren't raising oblivious little ***s

My friend is a math teacher who works at the haunted forest on the weekends during Halloween season.

let us compare the speed of our walks

This sign at a pizza restaurant...

Tell me... have you?

When you start a new game on minecraft

Write in your resume that you were the 2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year

"Surprise Me"

Maybe it was the peniscillin?

It got me