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My wife told me this fork was for the crab....I remain dubious.
Great Noise Cancellation!
2 to 4 years
I told my fiancee that we needed to get a funny tree topper to offset the "adult" tree.
Had to give my phone to the nurse when I went into have my finger partially amputated woke up to this gem
A costume we can all relate to
My girlfriend bought this hand towel at a street festival
Be proud of what you like
Me Right Now!
Quality
Party on, Single life.
Let’s do shrooms in the forest they said, it’ll be a great time they said
With love , anything is possible
Today I learned that Jason Alexander played a muscular vagina on Star Trek
Happy Halloween.
When your joke ruins a conversation, but you amused yourself.
Rock Star Developer
Good luck, kid...
Ayy caramba
This is life.
The coffee maker at my office was out of order
Editing
This billboard literally makes no sense
A Peter and her shadow
Whoever you are...thanks?
My dad bought me a shower curtain, I don’t think he took the time to read it
An Oldie but Goldie. BBC News frontpage on the death of TV reality star Jade Goody.
That's..... quite an unfortunate design
Not as easy as it looks
Jangled
Me and Depression !!
My friends went to a costume contest in South Korea and needed to take a leak.
prepor 2 b bambozzl
This “dad bod Fanny pack” on a girl made me do a double take.
Chuck's winters be like....
Open bob
Everyone wants to be Chris Pratt
So much respect for this guy.
Jacket Off
I need this at work
Wish my girl was as open minded as Wendy.
When Youtube gives an unskippable ad
Even the dude in the ad is calling bullshit
We had a puppy party and someone wanted to bring their human child. We agreed, on one condition...
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Dude: Ever seen the moon? Barber: Say no more..
Still makes me laugh every time
Some real sick people in this world.
I'm depressed
***ing squirrels
Fukin lyin' lefties
legit
Or individuals whom'st observe Dora the Explorer
I just found out I am being transferred to Alabama. This is the greeting I am expecting.
ah.
Jabaited
Sporty exhaust
My sister takes Halloween very seriously. Even the dog has to get involved.
I had no idea this was a thing....
This Chinese farmer invented the original backup sensor - it emits a loud squeal when his wagon is too close to an obstruction
If you like someone set them free...
Terrified neighbours call police to 'domestic dispite' - but find man alone screaming at SPIDER
You can't block THE TRUTH
Hahahhaha
I miss parody movies like this..
Traffic School need to update
That burns so bad even the Dad felt it.
I have some terrible news
Oddly satisfying to watch.
Last supper
First time I’m reading a post that speaks to me as an individual
Druggos
The top three consderations when opening a new business are, location, location, location.
Work Emails
Blimey
Walking
Ever wondered why purple was never used in flags?
Bro code is important.
There are two types of girls...
Confess...Confess...
Safety first
Everything changes with a different perspective.
Cmon Sharon
Just do it
Reminder to always check your children’s candy
720P vs 4K
Anti-bullying Starts With Parents
Every ***ing halloween
Of course
Subtle signs that you are a real man
Best Air Bud costume review
We`ll be right back!
"This car was seized from a heroin dealer." I might be in the wrong profession
I have osteoporosis
Could be repost: 'Male guide to washing up'
LPT by Buddha
Local pumpkin contest had 2 pumpkins boxing each other!
The frappucino Starbucks ad is so well drawn-- as if it was drawn by an art major.
I was the female version of chunk in fourth grade
And I thought my budget was tight...
$20 is $20 after all