Why witches prefer black cats

I didn't think about this before, but i will now.

How to get a job in 2017

Anyway how is your sex life

How about a kiss

mobile grannys

The room doesn't matter...

One night stand anyone?

Harrison Ford said he will remember her as funny and emotionally fearless

durgesh = op bamboozle

Literally understandings

Me the next morning

Anyway...s

The two lords.

This is stupid, but love it.

My brother's Halloween Costume this year

mcvnh

Someone needs to turn down that sass level...

fukin durgesh

Top secret

***ing furries

Undefeated

Apply on every store pls

Don't have candy? place empty bowl with note outside, kids will think other kids took all the candy

It is normal for Wal-Mart though

nat 20 on stealth roll

WHANTISTHISTHINGHUMANBEING?!

ITS A DODECAHEDRON PEOPLE WAKE UP

Best friends

Windows 10 in a nutshell.

JoPost

This picture makes me uncomfortable

Spotted on Ohio State's campus...

This sign at the pig enclosure, Dublin zoo.

When your friend told you he couldn't make it tonight and you see him out...

Craig & Smokey

Realistic Halloween Costume

She just doesn't communicate with me...

My wife told me this fork was for the crab....I remain dubious.

Great Noise Cancellation!

2 to 4 years

I told my fiancee that we needed to get a funny tree topper to offset the "adult" tree.

Had to give my phone to the nurse when I went into have my finger partially amputated woke up to this gem

A costume we can all relate to

My girlfriend bought this hand towel at a street festival

Be proud of what you like

Me Right Now!

Quality

Party on, Single life.

Let’s do shrooms in the forest they said, it’ll be a great time they said

With love , anything is possible

Today I learned that Jason Alexander played a muscular vagina on Star Trek

Happy Halloween.

When your joke ruins a conversation, but you amused yourself.

Rock Star Developer

Good luck, kid...

Ayy caramba

This is life.

The coffee maker at my office was out of order

Editing

This billboard literally makes no sense

A Peter and her shadow

Whoever you are...thanks?

My dad bought me a shower curtain, I don’t think he took the time to read it

An Oldie but Goldie. BBC News frontpage on the death of TV reality star Jade Goody.

That's..... quite an unfortunate design

Not as easy as it looks

Jangled

Me and Depression !!

My friends went to a costume contest in South Korea and needed to take a leak.

prepor 2 b bambozzl

This “dad bod Fanny pack” on a girl made me do a double take.

Chuck's winters be like....

Open bob

Everyone wants to be Chris Pratt

So much respect for this guy.

Jacket Off

I need this at work

Wish my girl was as open minded as Wendy.

When Youtube gives an unskippable ad

Even the dude in the ad is calling bullshit

We had a puppy party and someone wanted to bring their human child. We agreed, on one condition...

Barber: What kinda cut you want? Dude: Ever seen the moon? Barber: Say no more..

Still makes me laugh every time

Some real sick people in this world.

I'm depressed

***ing squirrels

Fukin lyin' lefties

legit

Or individuals whom'st observe Dora the Explorer

I just found out I am being transferred to Alabama. This is the greeting I am expecting.

ah.

Jabaited

Sporty exhaust

My sister takes Halloween very seriously. Even the dog has to get involved.

I had no idea this was a thing....

This Chinese farmer invented the original backup sensor - it emits a loud squeal when his wagon is too close to an obstruction

If you like someone set them free...

Terrified neighbours call police to 'domestic dispite' - but find man alone screaming at SPIDER

You can't block THE TRUTH