My gf took acid at a festival and ended up in the ER

Nah, I dont need a bowl

Burger contemplates Australia

Anchormaaaan

Most paranormal movies these days

Black Sean Connery From "Zardoz"

Last few years I've been a different Chappelle show character on Halloween. Perfect choice for 2017

An Arquillen from Men In Black in NYC.

Dammit Phil you had one job!

Me and my husband in our Halloween costumes as “pixelated naked people.”

Phil Swift

My head's Halloween custome!

Go dodgers

Coex... Nevermind

Dreamworks

Semi-relevant prequel memes haha yes

What the wolf should have done.

My 8YO brothers Halloween costume from a few years ago.

my girlfriends and i were the golden girls for halloween

The lucky number just said "You aren't going to win anyways"

progress

Dairy Queen has gotten a new slogan.

yup.

Harry, it's our calling card. We're the wet bandits!

I guess beggars CAN be choosers.

US Presidents through history

Dodging life's bullshit like...

My mom is always asking for pictures of me. One craigslist ad seeking a pregnant woman and $50 later, this is what I sent her.

Googled my house, found my cat looking for attention

Halloween group custom !

My fiancé is a dork

Saturday vs. Sunday

My buddy was the United Airlines Passenger

My carving masterpiece

wheeze

My girlfriend and I went full Bob's Burgers along with some friends for Halloween last night, somehow didn't realize the incestual implications until afterwards

Saw the PSBattle on the front page and thought of this picture

Shit, I'm badly Screwed!

Someone want peesha

Y es

Ironically I'm Loving​ it.

✈️ Welcome aboard United Airlines ✈️ please remain seated until we reaccomodate you

Got room for one more if you still wanna go to Aspen. My wife and I for Halloween.

Low cost GoT Halloween costume

All my enemies are toast.

See what I did there?

hahaaha yAs

Minimum Viable Product...

Red being Red

Yoink!

My friend's Halloween costume:

What a difference a year makes

If Google says so.

Shape distribution in a box of Lucky Charms

Technically not wrong....

ye s

If I'm gonna be a princess for Halloween, I'm definitely gonna be a taco princess.

Last night was our wedding and actor Steve Zahn was staying at our hotel. He was super nice and had us do this goofy pose.

Happy Halloween ***s

What a comment!

My friend's Halloween costume

Molly doesn't bite people, she judges them

Was I not supposed to stare at it?

Was the biggest lie of my childhood

My sister and brother in law’s Halloween costume

Excellent store policy

Good times were had by most at the pumpkin party

Halloween tea.

Introducing Amazon Slav

a fly and a guy...

Why witches prefer black cats

I didn't think about this before, but i will now.

How to get a job in 2017

Anyway how is your sex life

How about a kiss

mobile grannys

The room doesn't matter...

One night stand anyone?

Harrison Ford said he will remember her as funny and emotionally fearless

durgesh = op bamboozle

Literally understandings

Me the next morning

Anyway...s

The two lords.

This is stupid, but love it.

My brother's Halloween Costume this year

mcvnh

Someone needs to turn down that sass level...

fukin durgesh

Top secret

***ing furries

Undefeated

Apply on every store pls

Don't have candy? place empty bowl with note outside, kids will think other kids took all the candy

It is normal for Wal-Mart though

nat 20 on stealth roll

WHANTISTHISTHINGHUMANBEING?!

ITS A DODECAHEDRON PEOPLE WAKE UP

Best friends

Windows 10 in a nutshell.