Anon is beta
It was only a kiss it was only a kiss...
Anon plays the long game
It's about to get real
Disabled elderly pregnant children
Saving time!
My nephew was born with the Harry Potter birthmark so my brother made the best of his first Halloween
Good call, Body Paint Company.
They're really focusing down their audience these days
Someone is upset with their cat
This looks like a dangerous situation
Older
It's equality
You're being accused of sexual assault, how do you plead?
My American Psycho costume
Caution label for these slippers I just bought
We'll never know for sure
The smoke detector: most annoying life-saver ever?
BlackGuy_irl
When you have just moved house and its your girlfriend's birthday.
Please excuse the autistic cartoons
My daughter learned her spot in the car today.
I'm fat and I'm pregnant and I have no shame.
I think my friend’s kids may have won Halloween
I don’t know. Maybe, I might
When you got no legs, seize the opportunity!
This would have been an improvement to EVERY boys childhood...
This costume
Bet her boyfriend was just glad she showed up
So my buddy posted a sign outside his restaurant at lunch and by dinner, this happened...
Frankenweenie
My mail order bride costume
Snuggle Buddies For Life
I bet they also believe communism works
Blood
Damn that hurts
Honhonhon
Ｉ＇Ｍ ＧＡＹ
Lata nerds
I forgot to buy candy so I improvised
CNN never misses a chance for a remote broadcast
ET frenchie style
When you know you can make this costume better than anybody else
I Draw Cats
"happy" halloween everybody
Saw this pilot at the airport, yesterday.
I told him to pick something cute for Halloween!
Bart, can we stop for lemons?
Number 1
I’m never ordering a seal from ebay again.
2spooky4me
The 80s - when being drunk in the bathroom was a real challenge
Apparently someone in the neighborhood was handing out tricks instead of treats.
Starbucks baristas dressed as In n Out employees for Halloween
*kissing device.
Clippy up to his old tricks.
A true gift from god
Kill me soon
Glorious Ducks
I got more compliments from parents than trick or treaters.
When shit gets real on Halloween night.
NOT EVERYTHING IS A JOJO REFERENCE
Everyday Life as an Alarm Clock
Nobody else dressed up, but that says more about them than it does about me
He made the face without being prompted
Out loud I laughed
Toddler dresses up as Grandma for Halloween
A coworker of mine is named Jon Hammond. He spared no expense on his Halloween costume.
You know it’s true.
Decorate houses
My friend had no idea what she wanted to be for Halloween yesterday. Today, when we expected her costume-less, she walked into class like this.
My mom died on Sunday. I took Monday off. I came in to the office today to find my coworkers had left a sympathy card on my desk and building management had left me a... stain remover pen.
Some Sikh Halloween costumes
This is my entire conversation with my girlfriend's sister.
Co-workers keep stealing my creamer. Hopefully this chart helps
My dad usually wears a suit and tie to work everyday, but today....
These kids for Halloween
Back to our ancestors language
My pregnant wife went all out for Halloween!
My little sister bought a car and it was stolen in less than a week, her roommate sent me this
This guy wins Halloween.
Make sure to check out my SoundCloud
It snowed in Michigan today. It begins.
What I wore today to my job at a weed store
I'm at the same office as the friend in at the DMV
Express Men’s is proud to present their new line, the Tyrone Biggums collection
fire underwater
look kids a falling star
My friend tried to post an artsy Instagram post, so of course I had to give him shit for it.
My eyes are up here, Snapchat...
God damn Lutherans...
The ghost of Cringemas past.
battle
Some of my dad's employees dressed up as him for Halloween. I think they nailed it.
Arrow in the knee
Get ready for the switch...
Halloween costume in Australia
So my friend went to the DMV on Halloween...
Actually I wanted to go jogging, but it looks like rain.
Toa of Virginity