I figure this is the last year my son won't care what he is for Halloween

Anon is beta

It was only a kiss it was only a kiss...

Anon plays the long game

It's about to get real

Disabled elderly pregnant children

Saving time!

My nephew was born with the Harry Potter birthmark so my brother made the best of his first Halloween

Good call, Body Paint Company.

They're really focusing down their audience these days

Someone is upset with their cat

This looks like a dangerous situation

Older

It's equality

You're being accused of sexual assault, how do you plead?

My American Psycho costume

Caution label for these slippers I just bought

We'll never know for sure

The smoke detector: most annoying life-saver ever?

BlackGuy_irl

When you have just moved house and its your girlfriend's birthday.

Please excuse the autistic cartoons

My daughter learned her spot in the car today.

I'm fat and I'm pregnant and I have no shame.

I think my friend’s kids may have won Halloween

I don’t know. Maybe, I might

When you got no legs, seize the opportunity!

This would have been an improvement to EVERY boys childhood...

This costume

Bet her boyfriend was just glad she showed up

So my buddy posted a sign outside his restaurant at lunch and by dinner, this happened...

Frankenweenie

My mail order bride costume

Snuggle Buddies For Life

I bet they also believe communism works

Blood

Damn that hurts

Honhonhon

Ｉ＇Ｍ　ＧＡＹ

Lata nerds

I forgot to buy candy so I improvised

CNN never misses a chance for a remote broadcast

ET frenchie style

When you know you can make this costume better than anybody else

I Draw Cats

"happy" halloween everybody

Saw this pilot at the airport, yesterday.

I told him to pick something cute for Halloween!

Bart, can we stop for lemons?

Number 1

I’m never ordering a seal from ebay again.

2spooky4me

The 80s - when being drunk in the bathroom was a real challenge

Apparently someone in the neighborhood was handing out tricks instead of treats.

Starbucks baristas dressed as In n Out employees for Halloween

*kissing device.

Clippy up to his old tricks.

A true gift from god

Kill me soon

Glorious Ducks

I got more compliments from parents than trick or treaters.

When shit gets real on Halloween night.

NOT EVERYTHING IS A JOJO REFERENCE

Everyday Life as an Alarm Clock

Nobody else dressed up, but that says more about them than it does about me

He made the face without being prompted

Out loud I laughed

Toddler dresses up as Grandma for Halloween

A coworker of mine is named Jon Hammond. He spared no expense on his Halloween costume.

You know it’s true.

Decorate houses

My friend had no idea what she wanted to be for Halloween yesterday. Today, when we expected her costume-less, she walked into class like this.

My mom died on Sunday. I took Monday off. I came in to the office today to find my coworkers had left a sympathy card on my desk and building management had left me a... stain remover pen.

Some Sikh Halloween costumes

This is my entire conversation with my girlfriend's sister.

Co-workers keep stealing my creamer. Hopefully this chart helps

My dad usually wears a suit and tie to work everyday, but today....

These kids for Halloween

Back to our ancestors language

My pregnant wife went all out for Halloween!

My little sister bought a car and it was stolen in less than a week, her roommate sent me this

This guy wins Halloween.

Make sure to check out my SoundCloud

It snowed in Michigan today. It begins.

What I wore today to my job at a weed store

I'm at the same office as the friend in at the DMV

Express Men’s is proud to present their new line, the Tyrone Biggums collection

fire underwater

look kids a falling star

My friend tried to post an artsy Instagram post, so of course I had to give him shit for it.

My eyes are up here, Snapchat...

God damn Lutherans...

The ghost of Cringemas past.

battle

Some of my dad's employees dressed up as him for Halloween. I think they nailed it.

Arrow in the knee

Get ready for the switch...

Halloween costume in Australia

So my friend went to the DMV on Halloween...

Actually I wanted to go jogging, but it looks like rain.