Dualistic Daniel

Would have been $40k with books

My friend's tattoo. When asked "what does that mean?" He replies, "I don't know, I don't speak Chinese." That is literally what it means.

Cut my knife into pieces.

Another fine job by my local Department of Public Works.

Wedding season has me like....

need that button

Finally! A true side-by-side comparison of how much house I can afford living here in Indiana compared to California, my home state.

My niece's door, kid cracks me up.

A good question

Just a matter of time

Saw this homeless guy with chain mail armor made of can tabs.

A horrible thing to witness

>tfw you're Kevin right now

Only in the 90's......

When a friend sends you a packet.

I am sure this tool still works with Windows 10

When you try to be something you’re not

Nintendo's ambulance

In an alternate reality...

Glorious...

Found this dog.. someone point me in the right direction.

Like Other Girls

Dog on dog

How do you like them apples?

Max effort

When u get no sauce

Body changing

We do safety training every year or after an accident. We’ve never made it a full year.

Packet Loss

Oddly relevant

Remember - Don't lift with your back.

S stands for stolen

You won't be able to unsee it

OMG.....My Last Selfie

This obese deer.

Stupid is as stupid does

Found this when I went trick or treating on Halloween

maybe if I walk real slowly...

Bet Kevin Spacey isn’t the only one regretting some of his life choices

Lavatory lobster

This is my new favourite insult

When I looked at the bottom of my juice bag.

My first reaction.

Kevin's bum is about to get Spacey

A honest witcher 3 review

Coworker's Halloween costume "Bert" Reynolds

There's a point to everything

It's weekend, my dudes

Safety first guys!

Just get rid of the High Elves

Ain’t worried about Nun

Windows 95

"just me and my fat body slipping around covered in oil" This is news we should be seeing

Where real men cried

Rate my progress in art

The way my sisters dog fell asleep in the car

Use the law suit, Luke.

When teacher uses my name as good example

The three stages of a male orgasm

foolproof

Well have you?

Kevin is a real inspiration for everyone.

old reliable

When you are on 1% battery life but still want to downvote one last post

Unfortunate graduation pic.

Or pumpkin spice lattes.

What happens when you give an ENT doctor an IV cannula

My lord is the light.

But there is one they fear and his name is HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So much truth to this

Hello Dark NES my old friend..

I'll take none of that either.

Damn you, Karlie Kloss!

Dad? Stop squeaking dad.

My girlfriend picked the wrong parking spot

Solving the puzzle

My 4 year old keeps calling everything a butt. He said he wanted “butt toast”. My husband obliged.

My friend tried to use one of those "love meter" machines the other day, and it wasn't working for him. I guess we'll never know.

Boss asked me to take down his Halloween decorations

Shopping for The Dark Brotherhood

rape is not a joke

When you have a 1 year old and go in the other room

Five stages of grief

loli's too imo

Just got my new rubber ducky for my bath!

Just go with it

Slow down Sharon!

Robbie the Arsonist's Very Busy Day

There is something wrong with your medulla oblongata.

Sex robot for hlolers

No, get those lights off! OFF!

really makes you think

My school just held an actual funeral for our rival highschool's football team

Xmas tree up yet?

I think this guy is up to something

Ironic

Looks like a catfish

Tornado Safety: DOs and DON'Ts

Papa John's be like