If it exists, there is eurobeat of it – no exceptions.
46,750 Karma Hunter
Tim Cooks courageous response when asked about Apples offshore holdings
Need to get me some of this all natural calming product
You get incarcerated on April 20th
Best thrift store find!
"I was the ***."
just mark being a normal homo sapiens
If only my shower door had broken a week ago, I would have dressed up as Walter White.
I bought my cat a tie and this was my sister’s response
Michael Jackson gets to punch his entire concert audience in the arm
"Officer, the speed is relative" Einstein.
You'll like the way you curse, I guarantee it, mother***er.
Unfortunate picture of lotion over fresh tattoo
My moms peace hand broke one of its fingers
Found the saddest book in the world today
Not all heroes wear capes..
Things people said today
I'm just gonna sit riiiiight here.
My aunt was trying to sell an old van but it wouldn’t start so they open the hood.
I love adblock
It was on sale
Spotted in a shop window, Iceland...
C L E A N S E
So happy to see that my 6 year old is improving on his writing.
My fiance and I made pumpkins like one we saw on here, but they've started to rot. Now our pumpkins look like a couple of crazy meth heads.
Finally, a movement I can get behind
you know what they say about black people
i bet they watch Richard and Mortimer
My friend's waiter asked what he wanted for dessert. He said - "Nothing, thanks". This is what he got.
When I heard Amazon was in talks to make a LoTR series
Our buddy masturbates a lot so we got him a commercial paper towel dispenser for his bday
N O E X C E P T I O N S
"Cats love it"
CNN anchors literally standing right next to each other...
My fiancée accidentally printed her concert ticket on a price tag sticker at work
My colleague was taking a lot of notes during an executive meeting. I asked to see what he was writing about
jumpin on the train
at least this meme didn't die
Hey Leia !
The most epic burn of all time.
Saw this yesterday... not sure how accurate it is.
Going the extra mile
It is done
Outside a local Wax Bar
This quote in my textbook
just stay on the ship lol
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this joke
My wife casually mentioned that she forgot to take birth control this weekend... then we woke up to this on our microwave this morning
Some of these puns are dino-poor.
I only bought one ink package
This tree doesn't like its neighbors
First time in team history...
What my neighbors are up to at 3am
A seedy job
Wait, I didn't even...
here fixed it
Fight Capitalism now for the low, low price of $375!
Doggo is Doggay
We Ain't Found Shit
As if high school wasn’t hard enough....
Is there anything worse than a Lego for stepping on in the middle of the night?
Polish firefighter reacts to a girl stretching
Alright SoundCloud, you've gone too far.
When it's the second day of your diet but you see this...
no swearing in the comments please
Drawing the short straw.
Sportsmanship: it's way over-rated
Whoever thought of this is a bloody genius.
Costumes against humanity
Cousin Eddie to the rescue!
Something my coworkers added to our office
"Things have gone wrong somewhere"
D&D. This always gives me a headache from laughing too hard. I haven't seen it around, so here you go.
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names: So he murdered them....
People we need to stand together!
Great name for an author! No wonder she has sold over a million books
Pass those wings
My father went to Knott’s berry farm and this was the only picture he sent.
Every guy who’s had a girlfriend has been through this
Colorado's silhouette doesn't have the same recognizability as other states
The funniest line in Stanger Things.
Be sure to pay attention when grabbing cream cheese this holiday season.
You had one job, Whole Foods sign maker.
Banks hate this man!
Some designer at Apt. 9 is a low-key Star Trek fan.
Retail in a nutshell
With all the recent Hollywood events..
Dating in 2017