Daddy Long Legs

Cross section of a kiwi.

Just like mom made when I was a kid.

Bored in line at In-N-Out, these construction workers tried to see what they could reach with their measuring tape.

The only talent you need

My university has been yelling at students for not locking their bikes on appropriate bike racks, here is the student retaliation.

A coworker asked our owner for a letter of recommendation. This is what he got.

Put some respeck on my name

Zoom in on the nose

Referee checks combatant's heads prior to the fight.

Probably some truth to this.

You are already fed

How to make your kids take their medicine

Dog and cat face-swap. I have never seen a less impressed looking cat.

My local Mexican spot has an interesting way of distinguishing gender.

Hello to our alien friends

Accurate description of anxiety:

Thor Ragnarok 2 first pictures

Canadian Apology Accepted

Packers, please!

What it feels like trying to keep a positive attitude these days

Just bought a selfie stick

Enemy rolls a +1 to Intimidate

They are uncultured

Who I think of when people are talking about “that smart ass super hero in red that breaks the forth wall”.

Best served upside down.

Ever Noticed

Evolution isn't real? Checkmate, christians.

Spent an hour looking for a lost kitten

Math problem ...

       

To the couple who frequently has LOUD sex:

Cookie Monster hasn't been the same since the divorce

Well this meme is getting out of hand

Beyoncé vs Charlie Kelly

Private Video

Strike? No thx.

We wont stop

My daughter really enjoyed her first hamburger.

That’s how you support your marathoning gf

Guy tries to hold "white heritage" rally in Bloomington, Indiana. Turnout was far from what he expected

Kid learned the truth too early

Everybody* Is Beautiful

Guys just wanna have fun

Huehuehue

Omae Wa Mou Lero Lero Lero

I don't know how she finds time for airport security...

This one was lit

Lazy Roomate

Found this in the mailbox today. Not all family names belong on a T Shirt!

I was wondering what that stain was in the elevator this morning....Then I found this posted to the front doors

When google knows you better than you do yourself

Spongebob Awakens his Marble JoJoke

I've heard of "painting yourself into a corner" but my wife took it a step further. I don't even know...

I'm a RSO

Austria

When the morning coffee isn't too great

fight me

Wife decided to take family photo of us... dog decided nah

When you skip tutorial

I wasn't informed we were doing a 'look slightly to the left' photo

Jesus, Jeopardy!

It came with a giant paper weight inside it.

So saw the chicken first.

Completely relatable

Sure you can live without a triceratops taco holder... But DO you want to???

So very true.

If you see DA police.

The metric vs the imperial system

I see two people hanged by the neck

This sign outside of a barbershop

Come on, u can do it!

The guy in the office across the street has the most majestically aligned deer rack mounted on the wall across from his desk.

Colin Mochrie & Wayne Brady looking fabulous!

Quickly kids, into Pikachu's gaping vagina! Don't ask questions!

'Ish that peesha? I love peesha!'

How to ace an interview

Jesus died for our sins, but Muhammed died for our memes

Very concerned looking Batman

Newspaper keeping it classy!

yes

Improvise.. Adapt..

Please don't throw cigarette butts in urinal.

What's this guy on the subway looking at?

You BLEW IT UP!!!

We’re truly witnessing something rare, as the wild SUV takes a drink out of the pond. It has traveled many miles to quench its thirst.

My kind of steakhouse!

My school is taking the vaping "problem" a bit too seriously...

How a midnight coffee feels like

Ryan Gosling : The early years

evil

pray4america

bus

Mascot of the year

Laws of the Internet.

I love the SFM community

memecrophilia is a serious issue you guys

Sometimes, when assembling furniture, does feel like this

Given my luck, it will probably be while I'm driving

Best use for ex-wife's wedding dress... snow camo!