Airport fail....

; ) ..

Woke up to my lizard looking at me like this

Relatable post

Aziz Ansari at the Golden Globes

When mom and dad kiss in front of you

Choose your destiny.

It's no onanisation month

Hey you chicken me out?

How I can tell I’m growing up

that dog is my favorite actor

Tampax taking things to a new level

The McDonald's Curve of Life

Sign making guy blew it.

It's Fast Times at Tuscaloosa High, y'all

Fog hog

The hero Hollywood needs right now, but not the one it deserves

I live in a town where I have been waiting for this to happen for almost 24 years...Today, it finally happened!!!

Facebook tagging gone wrong

I bought a wok today. I guess I'll be having Chinese food for lunch.

Every time I go to Best Buy

Girl with the broken smile.

Stages of "Sleep"

He’s not wrong

Happy Saturday from my cat.

Great place for a first date

Elton Johns’s Pizza

easy

Hard question

Hacks

Unbanned

Oh Kevin

Siri

Hedgehog

Marry him

Weinstein Effect

I mean definitely me. Who else??

This guy can't be serious

Just bring it!!

What to do if you can't find a big wall?

He runs much snappier now.

What are they lookng at?

Good thinking..

Oooh

You're a Weasel, Harry!

I make matching hats for my cat and I.

the challenge is real

N-nibba

What it feels like these last few days

It was foretold

This dog is fluffier than the stuffed animal

and what if i take two 5s?

Wisconsin newspaper police blotter

Look how happy she is

The true way to tip

Bill Stickers is inncocent

If I won $25,000...

The intersection of everything I enjoy.

*** ai

Mercedes

Asked for new hats, Grandma did not disappoint!

My friend sent me this pic and said nothing

In a parellel universe...

Ho chi minh -.-

That's a lot of money to us

Cate Blanchett brings up a good point

The best picture

When your hero puts you in a hospital

How to make friends on public transport.

Every year my flaccid cactus erects itself

Et tu, Tom Hanks?

What a classy meal!

haha not relatable at all, no sir

Can't see why I should trust this doctor

Shorter days in the winter be like

Oh boy, politics posts today

w t f is language

Slav RPG

Kim Corgdashian

My cousin Ethan got an 11/12 on his spelling test, but spelled his name wrong.

No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this motion picture

This Billboard in my College Town

Well seasoned with fries

This cat pretending to be a whole roasted chicken

Our IT guy hung this on his window.

Found my high school water polo picture...not much has changed

We taught my little sister how to text yesterday, this is her first text to me ever.

My wife seriously left this for me this morning.

this eagle taking a walk

Shut up man!

One of my friends just bought a vape, and he reminds me of one of my all time favorite comics.

still don't believe in evolution?

Kevin Spacey's character in A Bug's Life is tucked away backstage at Disneyland

Life guide

A new comic from my one of my favourite comic writers Matt Melvin previously from Cyanide and Happiness.

#justgirlythings

Where do you see yourself in 40 years?

This cat at my local shelter really doesn't like people

How did you even get here?!

Kevin Spacey, Colorized, 2002