Every time I leave the house. Every. Damn. Time.

Later that semester, harry hung himself.

Duck

I was peeing when i saw this on the shelf.

...........yeeeeey I quess?

Angry Onion Bird

This is why online shopping will always be more entertaining than IRL

My mom said this was one of my favorite things to do as a child.

1prayer = 1fast

My best friends name is Cody and this is completely relevant.

Some friends told me I looked like the kid from the polar express.

Experiencing British customer service after returning from Japan

How to wash your cat easily.

Huge PlayStation in the world.

Poor quicksilver..

Greatest musicians of our time

Its not disgusting :(

Bamboozled

You've got to work on that godly body

I made my boyfriend a Spotify playlist with a subtle hidden message

The latest victim of Hollywood

Apropriate

Found this in my old photos

Sure

Don't be afraid to share your ideas...

We have received so much snow recently that my dog can just look in the window when he wants to come in...

My nose during a cold...

The one on the right is a sleep specialist...

what a save

I wanna know where they got a working chandelier. lol...

muh pigeons

When your out of order sign is out of order...

penis

The title of every date I've ever been on...

Be cow-ful before you drive

To the *** with the mustard packets!

Welp....

Tacos be like

disgusting

Media got brains.....

Fresh Prince stays relevant

So hard

Keanu’s Hollywood Scandal

iPhone X: Say Hello to the Future

Looks interesting...

disappointing as fucc

ＢＩＴＣＨ

It's nice they help hitmen find the right freezer

Lube

Caring Husband

Airport fail....

; ) ..

Woke up to my lizard looking at me like this

Relatable post

Aziz Ansari at the Golden Globes

When mom and dad kiss in front of you

Choose your destiny.

It's no onanisation month

Hey you chicken me out?

How I can tell I’m growing up

that dog is my favorite actor

Tampax taking things to a new level

The McDonald's Curve of Life

Sign making guy blew it.

It's Fast Times at Tuscaloosa High, y'all

Fog hog

The hero Hollywood needs right now, but not the one it deserves

I live in a town where I have been waiting for this to happen for almost 24 years...Today, it finally happened!!!

Facebook tagging gone wrong

I bought a wok today. I guess I'll be having Chinese food for lunch.

Every time I go to Best Buy

Girl with the broken smile.

Stages of "Sleep"

He’s not wrong

Happy Saturday from my cat.

Great place for a first date

Elton Johns’s Pizza

easy

Hard question

Hacks

Unbanned

Oh Kevin

Siri

Hedgehog

Marry him

Weinstein Effect

I mean definitely me. Who else??

This guy can't be serious

Just bring it!!

What to do if you can't find a big wall?

He runs much snappier now.

What are they lookng at?

Good thinking..

Oooh

You're a Weasel, Harry!

I make matching hats for my cat and I.

the challenge is real

N-nibba

What it feels like these last few days

It was foretold