Not a 2nd account!
Bought a gag swimsuit to get a laugh from my husband while in Aruba. Turns out it’s the only one that fits. Guess this is my life now.
Such a bad boy
And we have a lift off!
The world was never the same again
Listen to Trajan
i CAN'T SAY THAT I CAN RELATE.
Fleshlight promised me DISCREET packaging...
Fonts do matter
A picture of my friends and I as the table broke mid picture.
A Canadian's missing cat poster
Good for yoooooooou!!!!
The cat makes this picture great
Times are getting real tough
Hope it fits here.
Ain’t that the truth!
This is a perfect representation of only hearing one side of the story, when it could be a completely different view from the other side lol
I have no idea how that happened
Cant let your lady get the wrong idea.
Quit your shit Sharon...
Technically, that is true.
They are evolving
Not sure where this is from, but i love it.
I wouldn't recommend this game
When you try to unlock "suit only" achievement
Handed my teenage son a caulk gun and told him to put caulk all over the plywood. I think he misheard me
It’s so true it hurts. 215!
Im not going to lie, i chuckled a little bit from this.
This is getting interesting
Banboozled by your own blood
Look at this photograph.
... and that is how vegans are born:
Not a BEARY appropriate answer.
I put googly eyes on my pooper scooper so I can chase the dogs around the yard with it saying "give me your poopy!!!!"
Emotional support animal
My watch reflects my personality
That window's an ***
Went upstairs to get water and...
Do lions eat monkeys?
Today my husband gets to be reminded of what he married a year ago...
Mark Ruffalo visits children's hospital in his Hulk costume.
Don’t drink and drive folks
*slides another 5$*
World Cup final prediction
No one does smart comedy like Monty Python.
While flying on a plane...
Bullet Bill - the car
My 13 yo daughter left me a death threat on a Saturday morning.
Japanese tourists next to me in a noodle kitchen in Saigon. The waiter just brought a plate of lettuce.
A cocoaine apartment?
God is love, but.....
When you’re a nice guy, but you gotta promote
How Backpack seller answers a question
women f*cks entire country at once
Top 10 ultimate anime moves
further from god or closer to science?
Saw this at the diner this morning
This room sure could use some more natural light.
Hot Dog's ftw !
Quote of the day.
My friend’s boyfriend was not happy about his kindergarten picture. His parents still have it framed in their house 20 years later..
Maby a little bit...
When a program is not responding
Pointing to what I want on my $5 foot long.
Brits Are Witty ASF
World wide web
I have been lied to my entire life!
Customer is god right?
it was pretty obvious
I wrote "meme" like 200 times in the delivery instructions
Anon is gay
10/10 would accept.
I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
Everyone's favorite source of fake news is back
Favourite barber shop review ever
One of the best Jim & Dwight moments.