Oh hi Andrey
But They Look Like Sneakers
My Daddy is a Giant
Saw this at a bar today
Whenever I engage in self awareness
B (title was supposed to be only B, but turns out that is too short)
Buying an EA game be like
They just go straight for the elevator shaft smh
After Giving Your Two Week Notice At Work
Mama said there’d be days like this.
Me, seconds after accidentally calling my wife 'selfish' instead of 'selfless" during my vows.
It's easy to tell when Rick Astley had his heart broken.
There goes my parenting plan
Cosmo and Wanda thinking they slick.
I bet you're wondering how I got here. My name is coon, and this. Is my story.
god heavens look at the time
Terry Crews is a legend
Find the child
Brought him back too life
spray n pray noob cyka pidor
Science-backed, cold hard facts
"Just in case you forgot"
Internet Hierarchy Portrayed by Spongebob
Haha well that's one way to look at it
Found out my three year old daughter keeps a box with a knife, a gun, and some cash. Should I be worried?
Tell me I'm not the first one who saw a naked man at first sight...
Old picture proving why every dad should cut their children’s hair. If not to save money then to at least capture a photo like this.
They're not the best, but....
"It's been a Hollywood secret for decades"
Local Charlotte bar refuses to move so apartment complex builds around it
Never a dull day.
Remember to Nut
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
This sign on the back of the cubicle door in my gym’s toilets
I don't think anyone's arguing at this point.
I have a grandma
Rick Roll Physics Paper.
14 year old me made a painting, what the *** was I thinking
Winter is just around the corner...
Mural to Kevin Spacey is now awfully sinister looking next to the entrance of a nursery!
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays..
My GF is too frugal throw away 1¢ stamps THAT AREN'T EVEN HERS!!!
Just sauce it
How many more?
You’re not my real lab!
Every time I leave the house. Every. Damn. Time.
This post from 2014 was so ***ing prescient
Later that semester, harry hung himself.
I was peeing when i saw this on the shelf.
...........yeeeeey I quess?
Angry Onion Bird
This is why online shopping will always be more entertaining than IRL
My mom said this was one of my favorite things to do as a child.
1prayer = 1fast
My best friends name is Cody and this is completely relevant.
Some friends told me I looked like the kid from the polar express.
Experiencing British customer service after returning from Japan
How to wash your cat easily.
Huge PlayStation in the world.
Greatest musicians of our time
Its not disgusting :(
You've got to work on that godly body
I made my boyfriend a Spotify playlist with a subtle hidden message
The latest victim of Hollywood
Found this in my old photos
Don't be afraid to share your ideas...
We have received so much snow recently that my dog can just look in the window when he wants to come in...
My nose during a cold...
The one on the right is a sleep specialist...
what a save
I wanna know where they got a working chandelier. lol...
When your out of order sign is out of order...
The title of every date I've ever been on...
Be cow-ful before you drive
To the *** with the mustard packets!
Tacos be like