TWO WATER BREAKS???!?! TWO??? Impeach this man right now!!! THink of THe Children!!1!!

Don’t send nudes

How to enter and exit the friendzone automatically

Y e s

In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the...Holy Shit!

Think again

Finally finished the Christmas decorations!

I wanna buy this just because of the sticker

Trans Am bird on hood of a Prius

Paying for early access is a good idea

They're not ***ing kidding.

Wanna go for a...?

Seconds Before Disaster

Golly, nature sure is amazing!

A little twist on an old classic

I'd say she has a little bit of an advantage on defense

Let's learn colors

Shitposting before internet gets taken down again.

Gdammit Zippy, we talked about this

Delet Dis

I think my buddy is enjoying his assignment in Japan

I thought they were announcing the death of their child.

I love England

I just wanted to enjoy my candy.

She's got this

SUMMER 2019

An overwhelming amount of diggity

Keep the rules consistent

Damn George Bush

mold

My coworker got me good. I thought my computer mouse was broken.... nope.

Yo momma's so fat, her IKEA bed came with...

Ask me that again and look into my eyes.

Can I take It For A Spin

Teaching level= legendary

Birb 2

A friend was asked to bring in a plate for morning tea at her Breast Screening workplace. Mammograhams.

How to Smile

The Real Reason Obi Wan Won...Thanks EA!

Totally not a coup

EA is the Dark Side

Can't hank up

I'll have 6 soups please

RAID

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it all makes sense...

And now an unexpected ass whoopin

89-Year-Old Japanese Grandma Discovers Photography, Can’t Stop Taking Hilarious Self-Portraits Now

Force

Nibba

Well when you say it like that...

Too late to tuna this around now .

Don't post about dying if you're alive

Haha nope

Die

Thanks Obama

The Inbetweeners

Good Design.

These vegans have reached their final forms

Birb 3

The new logo from EA!

Micheal

Fear

Park like a ***, get treated like a ***

Can't wait for this

Kids these days and their fancy “paper”

Medical advances.

Fur of the enemy

Outback Steakhouse is about to have the Winchester boys in their mix

Remember, everytime Christmas is mentioned in November, Santa is forced to execute another elf

Lit

My mother meets with a childhood friend

No wonder she was wicked

A highly accurate English-Spanish translation...

Me while in school. Perfect example!

DOUBT

Shit ***

“Be positive”

Kra kra

Slide

So we got a new shower curtain...

A homeless guy on Bourbon Street trained his dog to play "passed out". I paid a buck for this photo.

Done

No thanks

MURDER!!!

When you changed your mind about having kids

What is love ?

All my friends are dead, but this meme not yet

EA Announces entry into automotive manufacturing with early models available later this year.

If EA made movies!

Meanwhile Mad Max was spotted in Eastern Ukraine

Supreme

Haha dumb women

Try it

Jeeh 2.0

Went to get my medical marijuana card today and this was my doctor

Your Mom’s soup is in stock

Works in large groups

Got Creative With The Dog Tag Maker

Our 8 year old daughter wants us to buy her a necklace and book from a Scholastic Book order, but she was told no because she lost her school library book. She just slid this under our bedroom door