Some shitty line.
5,102 Poster of the Day
Walked into bathroom where my wife was air drying my son's Mickey dolls. I call it Mickey Mouse Slaughter House.
"Carrie Fisher asked about Finn and Poe"
Gonna try these Tom-Tom.
Someone where I work found the dry erase markers. I particularly like the bear trap.
"Trust me I listen to good music"
One will try to kill you, the other will protec - choose your fighter
when you riot and get the banhammer
Black Fry day.
My wife was trying to blow the crumbs off her keyboard with canned air. It was actually WD-40
Ew, I Stepped in Shit
This sub in a nutshell.
I did a thing at the AT&T store
A moment before his death
How Does Sponge Beat Devil???
Tell me these two mother***ers are not the same person
This sign at my local coffee shop.
Caught a sock mid-way into the sock dimension.
Today I found this pic of my grandma. She scratched her waist to look thinner. First photoshop ever made
Parenting sure is difficult...
German Word for Birth Control Pills
What better way to unwind after Black Friday shopping?
When the exam week comes.
Oh. Hell. No.
Should i stay or should i go
Literally the last thing you'd expect
Why Brits don’t celebrate thanksgiving
There are no great wrest-
Dad Jokes: Tramp Stamp Edition
S I C K B O Y E
This sheet music for Star Wars
Someone I know just retired after a long career at Comcast. Here are some of his awards and commendations he received over the years.
Ｎ Ｕ Ｔ Ｅ
When you realise your vape looks like a Canadian from South park...
Post for you to upvote in comments.
Dogs have standards...apparently
Wendys owning McDonald's
My dad’s birthday card to me on my 23rd birthday.
My family’s meal plan for the week
Look at this dads poor face.
Eminem meets Lady Gaga...
“Oil on canvas”
The result of delivering pizza to stoners in Colorado.
When somebody texts you
A man for the times
This toilet paper holder is a true sign of our times
Hugelol at its finest
There are Ants in my Ant's Pants
Just an early christmas present
Photoshoots with cats ain't easy
Black Friday “deals”
EA takeing feedback from the AMA
Jojo's bizarre birb
Today I learned that the world is one big cat playing with Australia.
Birb from australia
The letter T from a Swedish ABC childrens book released in 1999.
The new Denny's mascot looks like a turd.
v i c e
My mom's renters found some stuff i apparently left behind years ago.
But it was such a good movie.
it doesn't fit !!!
Important questions deserve detailed answers...
Dude, it's the average funniness of HL
Kohls is selling the Marty Mcfly starter kit.
Legs are awful.
*dying inside intensifies*
I’m in Baltimore
Momma I get good marks
Dis meme dead, but did it deserve it?
My teacher nailed his student's phone to the wall for using it in class 20 years ago. Its still there til this day.
It was hardly porn!
Drawing angry eyebrows on a baby
This car seat is lit AF
Just another morning assembly at the Vampire School.
We have to go deeper
Share the Spirit
Nice job Verizon!
Making sure I save money on Black Friday.
>tfw you pronounce them that way too.
When there is acceptable content:
My brothers and sisters in retail, be sure to enjoy you thanksgiving feast
My Aunt's family portrait
Who gave dad the password to the ODOT message signs?