Just a slightly special Fred.
Marvel is really killing it with the Cameos in Infinity War
This is your Houston Killopracter Dr Gregory Johnson [sauce in comments]
War, war never changes
Some people asked for more AoE meems
I need to have lower expectations
Finally, I Understand Why Cars Have These Things!!!
Goes to job interview "So what skills do you have to offer?"
Missing a Tabby?
Broke my boss's mug that he had for 10 years. I think I got a suitable replacement.
ma tim is now
They weren't kidding.
Seems rigged to me
Seems a bit harsh.
Matt Lauer got fired from NBC!
Church by me
My boss said he couldn't leave the house to come to work today. He attached this picture.
This 18 year old Futurama joke
I never thought about it like that before...
If you remember who this is, you would’ve been so jealous of me when I was 6
Meanwhile, in front of me on the interstate...
Plz HELP! Is there anyone know snakes? Will I be poisoned?
These are elves. They make snow.
Are you nervous?
food before dudes
When Sherlock meets sherlock
Eat at Jeff Burger!
“ANSWER ME! HOW DOES HE MAKE IT AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT?!”
how i failed my licens test
Getting the plaque was cheaper than paying for shipping
It's not over
Me in the Winter vs me in the Summer
Anon goes to a strip club
Paul McCartney's new album could do with a catchier title.
USA vs Bosnia
Me trying to get some of those free trials
Someone posted an ad about a "cat" that they found this morning
Are you proud of me Hugelol
The girl my sister was baby sitting had a look of pure joy I’ve only seen once before...
It's the big comeback of the damned meme (surprise in the comments)
Spaceballs predicted it.
Dammit, boy, go play! Momma's eatin'!
Viral is still cancer and I forgot to post a pun on Pun Tuesday
That wink wink
Poorly censored meme
a bit late on the meme train but yeah
Me sliding into your DMs
Am I trippin?
The Flat Earth Society wins a trip to space...
My sister went on a group cruise over thanksgiving and slid these under the door of some of her group members
Thought I was buying Dickies socks
The 50’s were simple times.
That's some smart thinking right there.
My stepdad put Tinfoil over the router to stop people from hacking it.
She’s in for a shock
"I'm trying to give her positive role models"
The school said each kid had to bring a printed photo of the family preparing the recipe of the requested item. Our kid got Coke and my husband delivered.
this is so me #blessed
Anon gets cucked
hugh neutron - drank
be gentle, be kind
Dressed to impress the best in the nest.
The jokes on you, I’m in my late 30’s
Skill - 100
My friend is visiting Amsterdam and saw this.
they probably forgot to like
From @bad_science_jokes on instagram
Capitalize & Conquer
Headed straight for the FP
Get your shit together, Voldemort
I'm a nerd and I picked out my own shower curtain
Finally an explanation for Pai and Verizon mongoloids