What's your Elf Name?

I just got a new job where I am 1 of 2 males in the office. This is the tool box.

Mein Kart

ERECTUS

What the heck did you do in Maryland, Jack?!

Meeting the big dogs

When your six-year-old discovers the electric sharpener:

Let’s not ever forget this brilliant picture...

kids listening to christmas music today

ANIMORPHS

Sleepless

Apparently booked a business trip on a furry flight. I’m the only non-furry

I really thought she was just a big Alabama at Birmingham fan :(

Flat earth is not sexy

dans dans reolution

This is life with a kitten ...

vhodkain

Windows2001

Nobody likes Reverse Centaur

lookout records

WAAAA

Can't even trust your shadow these days...

sicne we got n place to go..

if you're blue And you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits.....

Let it snow?

I'm sorry to bother you!

His name is Clifford

Anon is relatable

This bear was accidentally brought to the dog shelter and had a great time

smoth criminall

Relationship Status Right Now

***ing Weebs

utterly disturbing

Infinity Stones? I’ll give you $8 bucks for it.

This fish is NOT loyal

i started crying at six

The one true God, and the Devil. In one face.

Elon Busk (Windows2001)

Good thing we're not under a dictatorship

The chair that gave me a small heart attack.

Sucking daddys thumb

"Unable to connect to the internet."

Looks like Timmy is worm food.

Off the hinges

Indina Hones

Point/Counterpoint

oh shit, quick, drink all the milk

A small duck becomes a burglar.

"But mom I don't want to wizard!"

Flat Earth Society's reply to Elon Musk..

How to stop anyone from knocking at your door

this gets better and better

a swift kick to the gut

thomas the train diy

Hello fellow millenials!

birat

Marvel is really killing it with the Cameos in Infinity War

This is your Houston Killopracter Dr Gregory Johnson [sauce in comments]

War, war never changes

supise

No Shortcuts

totes craze

I need to have lower expectations

good question

Finally, I Understand Why Cars Have These Things!!!

Goes to job interview "So what skills do you have to offer?"

Missing a Tabby?

Broke my boss's mug that he had for 10 years. I think I got a suitable replacement.

ma tim is now

They weren't kidding.

Seems rigged to me

Seems a bit harsh.

Size 1

Matt Lauer got fired from NBC!

spawned

one bunch

Church by me

My boss said he couldn't leave the house to come to work today. He attached this picture.

This 18 year old Futurama joke

Strong message!

Pro tip.

I never thought about it like that before...

If you remember who this is, you would’ve been so jealous of me when I was 6

Meanwhile, in front of me on the interstate...

HAhaHAhaHAhaHa

Plz HELP! Is there anyone know snakes? Will I be poisoned?

These are elves. They make snow.

Are you nervous?

Just cooking

Proper grammar

food before dudes

:DD :D

When Sherlock meets sherlock

Eat at Jeff Burger!

“ANSWER ME! HOW DOES HE MAKE IT AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT?!”

how i failed my licens test

boosted

Getting the plaque was cheaper than paying for shipping

It's not over

Me in the Winter vs me in the Summer