It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
298,730 Gold Club
Every Damn Time , it hurts
Be like star
Before the original disappears into oblivion - I present to you: the top comment 2017
When the erotic dice game doesn’t go quite as planned
Brutally honest Christmas card
who would have thunk
My cats eating together look as if they are joined at the tail.
When in Utah...
"Nothing is ever carved in stone"
This is why people need to keep their babies away from me
This Guy Walked Into A Waffle House and Made A Meal After No Employee Was Available
This doesn’t work with children
Taking an extra gummy vitamin in the morning
Man of many talents
Oh, thank ***!
Local boy is the latest to stand accused of unwanted sexual advances
A reminder from Lemmy
This is Ben. He doesn't know what the Telecom Lobby is but he is a good boy who likes to carry logs.
Santa feels bad about removing kebabos so he commits suicido (2017 colorized)
Finally, a cause I can get behind
The true hero HL needs (also Windows2001)
Got my neighbors tripppin...
They should meet
It's probably good advice.
The key to a woman’s heart...
All you need is to die, everything else is our concern.
My Fiancé is a 3rd Grade teacher and has to explain these words to her kids everyday
Smurf killed in hit and run in central London today.
I don't trust nobody
How Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer died
I miss The Office
All Holidays Matter
My wife is taller than me and I think she is really ***ing with me now.
I think FedEx wants to get back together...
Can My Dog Eat This?
Good die mate.
Adequate personal space is important
I think I’ll get the next bus
Apparently Thanos is a Stoke City fan
Hard pour corn vs soft pour corn
She said "give me the 'Will from Stranger Things"
For the sake of humanity
the citadel just opened a walmart...
The prices for batteries are getting outrageous.
Walk of shame, expert level.
So Eat ass
Promo shot for the Miami Vice Reboot...
Any good news doc ?
Sean Connery - Shits and Gigglesh
Every fast n furious movie
When the Grim Reaper is on your marketing team.
Engrish is eazy!
Well I Was Being Honest
Anyone remember this Movie Masterpiece?
The only good thing about living in Alabama.
Coming to a new internet subscription near you
Aw man, they left...
Can you see it?
Cat on ice.
Stand up against racial stereotypes
Get your money's worth!
artstic pysics gaem
Make Britain Great Again! #trumpqueen
What a ***ing narcissist
Youtube gems 13
Am I the only one who has never tasted one of these?
Oh, the Diabetus.
That's why you should always have an alabi at any age...
Is this a sign that my wife went a little overboard on Cyber Monday?
Food is life.
Squirrel decided to use my buddy’s car to store pine cones
Just got this in the mail
*slow clap to my neighbor*
So, I found this car today...
My favorite roller coaster photo
Selling my camo shirt. PM me
Elmo Knew All Along!
What's your Elf Name?
I just got a new job where I am 1 of 2 males in the office. This is the tool box.
What the heck did you do in Maryland, Jack?!
Meeting the big dogs
When your six-year-old discovers the electric sharpener:
Let’s not ever forget this brilliant picture...
kids listening to christmas music today