We were given the best roasting sticks as a wedding gift.

Calorie counter encountered on Amazon

My friend and I thought it would be funny to hang candid pictures of our dads on the computer lab wall at my uni. It kind of took off. I give you, the Dad Wall.

My cat has the same reaction when I ask it this question.

I wish my debit card looked like a blowtorch.

But who gets the butt?

Really???.....

Someone placed googly eyes on this Destiny 2 display at Best Buy.

Doggo uses tail whip... It was super effective

We have come full circle

Modern-day Nativity Scene

My son is a realist

That's a creepy creature

It's only a matter of time...

2017. A summary.

Definitely two T-Rex's fighting over a table saw.

For these confusing times

Seriously......

Just ***ing Look....

5 stages of grief

Illusion

Poor Lou

I did not peak at the gifts I didn’t I did Not!.....

Equal Opportunity

Holiday spirit fail.

The Modern Christmas Fairytale

How to adjust your genitals during a live interview

Sadly, this is very relatable

Dad mocks 16 year old son by copying his Instagram selfies.

Dog Philosopher

It was supposed to make me sad. Instead, for the last 26 years, it's made me smile every time I look at it.

The Lasso of Truth

Did you see the app that Google just bought? ?

This one is better taine_elson

My EMOtions have faded away, it's only pain now

He died for our sins.

Double agent training

When Europe goes far right, they go far right through Belgium

Joan Crawford's rules for throwing a party still hold up today

Staring Wars

420% savage

Laziness level: Expert.

xX_MLG_Slobodan_Xx

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Title of your post

i suck at titles

die now, live eternally

noooob

Wedding under the room I’m staying in. Don’t think they realize..

This has never been more relevant than now

I told my fiancee that we needed to get a funny tree topper to offset the "adult" tree. He nailed it...

World runs out of paper

Hard, haha. Get it?

A pirate's secret weapon

When people remember you for the right reasons..

Arby's

Having an active sex-life while living in a townhouse...

I don't recall baby Jesus having fur

Day 5: Who would win: grorious Nippon or one Little Boi?

I hate my friends.

When you want to be dope, but you’re actually a pedo

are we still doing these

I wish school was like this when I was younger...

Right in the supremacism.

Dog vision

Harry and Marv are out and just in time for Christmas

Aggressive Spider-Man

He's been waiting a long time for his tacos

Motion Sensors at Work

How Hank handles Peggy when she is upset.

Purple Rain

I need a ride.

I'm not racist, but....

Blending into the background

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A little bit on the normie side, but still witty.

Damn madrid fans!

Thanos' strongest attack

Anon thinks fast

Nice dreams don't happen

boi!

Grinch ain't shit anymore

Plot twist

Seeing this picture a few days after I took it... I had to look twice

Look before you leap

LinkedIn Profiles graphical representation

Elf on a Shelf 4 Hire

Jaws vs. Paws

Thank you, but please hurry up

My cousin hates decorating.

Custom made steering.

But, but, I'll just just myself

"WHERE in the North Pole??!?! He doesn't just live in the snow!!!"

My kid did an interview with her cat

*** it lets all hit that together

god is watching

legal

A handy guide to Xmas shopping for children

truth broken

My grandpa asked if I was hungry...