Years go by really fast
That time of the week
Every penny counts
Just a friendly reminder that october is in 166 days
Can't read my mind
Anyone for yoga?.
get it right
Eye see you
What??? I see nothing.
Breed of peace? Piece of ass that he bit off
Makes you think..
Ugh, not again
It is Wednesday
The perfect girl doesn't exist
The Manliest Pacifier Ever
Hold on, Karen
I ' m pretty sure you will figure this out.
The trap has sprung
The USB stick of shame
This means anal right?
WHOS THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF!
the height of lazy
The ultimate go to
This is the devil’s work.
HLers when faced with any form of difficulty
Gotta love allergy season
If you got this type of time in your morning wyd
I told her she wasn't bringing me enough limes, think she knocked it out of the park
Found this gem at school today
Wha...what are they going to do to Thomas?
Im no good at push ups
I've never met my great aunt, but this picture tells me everything I need to know
How to weed out a fake
I applaud this lady who literally doesn't give an F in Dallas!
I get married on Saturday and this was my dinner fortune cookie tonight.
Look how happy he is.
Sometimes I don’t even wanna check
We’ve all been there
KFC chicken as space shuttle launch smoke.
I turned Danny Devito into a South Park character
Just as I suspected at Starbucks.
We shrunk a co-worker's desk while he was on vacation.
"See class, this is where they still believe in vaccinations."
The best part of going to the dentist
So I had a fortune cookie today
Most British headline I have ever seen
I found Mark Zuckerberg in some art from 1544
Rank of master > Love
Ancient India's 500TB pendrive
as long as she give me anal it all g
You know I'm Something of a Scientist Myself
war is over
Graphs make every decision easier
But this...does put a smile on my face
Starbucks to close 8,000 stores for racial-bias education on May 29
Charmin - the pun lords
WHERE'S MY SON
I wish my insulting skills could be as clever as this
Local burger joint employees have titles like Vikings would
Advantages of breast milk
Quit staring at me, bro.
When my cat sees food in front of him
the material conditions
What's on Tv now :))))
But the second mouse...
The reason to use bing
My cat and I enjoy driving around town and disapproving of everyone we see.
He’s in Walmart
She's quite the connoisseur
Homie Wan Kenobi
If I cant unsee it then Nobody can!
Lawn and Order
E M I T T I N G
A dad joke on news
Nordstroms made something for the waiting husbands/boyfriends in the Women’s shoe section
Suddenly i appreciate my job much more.
Cat shows you the right way to use chair holes
The perfect video doesn’t ex-
I commit treason