Sorry for my bad english, Pls translate
I think I entered the twilight zone at Tim Hortons.....
I turned 40 yesterday and I have a stomach ache.
My wife and I went retro for our Christmas card portrait this year.
I told you, man, follow the nose.
I would love to see the critical failure
Not at all heroes wear capes
My wife and I don't agree on how to decorate a tree. 4 years ago we started this as a joke and it is still going strong.
As an Asian, this can at work telling me to 'crose rid' was quite insulting
Elevator in Mike Tyson's house.
THIS IS A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE!!!
Still one of my all time favorites
Passed by the best Christmas decoration I've ever seen while on my way to work
Taught GF my hobby of finding accidentally funny license plates. She just sent this. So proud
I actually dont know, Boats?
In the Netherlands the most annoying word of 2017 is gender neutral
For my money, it has to be racecar
The Simpsons predicted the end of Fox
This man looks like a cross between Brad Pitt and Elijah Wood
Y'all know how the Slavs make music with a tap?
I think Youtube overestimated my income
Not all superheros are born the same way.
Jason Momoa decided to check out a local basketball game last night. The woman in the back is a little smitten.
Im coming out of my mini retirement only to post greentexts, no normie posts, no webms, just texts
Youtube gems 27
Thats just impressive
Get learned how to make stuff more deader
Well... a Scout is honest.
thomas the dank engine
My friend's dog ate a pot brownie yesterday
British guy here, flew to Vietnam to meet my Aussie mate. Told him I wanted him to. Have a sign for me while waiting for me to cross through customs. Guess which one he is.
Spotted in Thailand - at least they're honest!
My buddy snapped a pictured of this on his way to work
That washing machine has more musical talent than me
two stories for the price of one
The Puppy Test
It says, "We're paying twenty grand to the guy who can kill that local cop with a moustache"
I’m positive this belongs here.
The smartest boy in the highschool.
Laugh while you still can
We’re less than a month away...
Was an amazing year
I need this dog
VR Super Mario 64
So many posts, not a single reference
Youtube gems 28
and the Slavs are playing music with their tap again. Oh by the way, can I offer you some tap water?
Birb uses Alexa
A sequel I could get behind
No ice cream, no smoking, unicorn OK
What a phenomenal discovery!
Not the right place to put quotes
Santa wrapped them
Hammer shaped cookie dough doesn’t turn into Hammer shaped cookies..
You found Birb *gained 6 xp
I ***ing love twitch
We welcomed you once Anon90, we'll do it again
That's gay af
The new Avengers movie looks lit
I don’t have anything against it ... but I’m just not into bread***ing.
Fountain of Life
so worth it
Scottish advent calendar
We have an ant problem. The husband is trying to make the ant traps more appealing.
When she gives you mixed signals
My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...
Curse this sudden but inevitable mash up !
When you don't know the answer to a question but refuse to leave it blank
Meanwhile, in the comment section of some old post
Bill understood 2017 humor long before we did.
Must be a pun work environment!
Dima, we boat now
It's civil war time
I love Urban Dictionary
1970s vs now
Logical Spock is logical.
Can you pass me spanner hooman.
I hate them!
I don't think that's how you're supposed to lift it.
Someone needs to appreciate my brother’s craft as much as I do.
Anon is a 6 (apparently)