It says, "We're paying twenty grand to the guy who can kill that local cop with a moustache"

I’m positive this belongs here.

The smartest boy in the highschool.

Position Open

Nanny State

Laugh while you still can

We’re less than a month away...

Was an amazing year

I need this dog

VR Super Mario 64

So many posts, not a single reference

Youtube gems 28

and the Slavs are playing music with their tap again. Oh by the way, can I offer you some tap water?

Birb uses Alexa

A sequel I could get behind

No ice cream, no smoking, unicorn OK

What a phenomenal discovery!

Not the right place to put quotes

Santa wrapped them

Hammer shaped cookie dough doesn’t turn into Hammer shaped cookies..

You found Birb *gained 6 xp

mafiya

I ***ing love twitch

You Norman

We welcomed you once Anon90, we'll do it again

That's gay af

Soooo confused

The new Avengers movie looks lit

I don’t have anything against it ... but I’m just not into bread***ing.

Fountain of Life

so worth it

Scottish advent calendar

We have an ant problem. The husband is trying to make the ant traps more appealing.

When she gives you mixed signals

My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...

Curse this sudden but inevitable mash up !

When you don't know the answer to a question but refuse to leave it blank

Meanwhile, in the comment section of some old post

Bill understood 2017 humor long before we did.

Oph!

Must be a pun work environment!

Dima, we boat now

It's civil war time

I love Urban Dictionary

1970s vs now

Logical Spock is logical.

Can you pass me spanner hooman.

I hate them!

I don't think that's how you're supposed to lift it.

Someone needs to appreciate my brother’s craft as much as I do.

Meme

Self-Christmas shopping

Bobbo?

Anon is a 6 (apparently)

facts

Who did it better?

$1500 Swiss Army knife, reviews are the best

Relatable

Unintended Technology Convergences.......

solution

Explain

anon has gas

How the riots went

well

Somebody didn't know what they were agreeing to, when they said "Yes" to the naming rights of this stadium.

Anon has a dream (Memecember post btw)

results may very.

Top ten anime betrayals

Saw this in a building

I made a Mad Magazine text fold-in for a friend who was having issues with depression. It was one of the few things that cheered him up.

And they tell us Bay of Pigs was a failure

It's always time for alcohol...

My son, as the Flash, decided to photobomb his sister

$11,759

When the name fits.

Now darkness is afraid of me

Swedish television channel decided to protect the identity of a seagull that was saved from the subway

Get the show on

I prefer chevy'th time

Got em

Meths

Time to pick a new life goal

K bye

Meme

I can’t be the only one

Priceless King of the Hill moment

Minecraft

It's the current year

I love it when Spongebob becomes self aware

Stan Lee making a cameo appearance in his own life

James is probably richer than all of his friends combined now

Sorry I Have A Date.

Slobodan don' goofed

We were given the best roasting sticks as a wedding gift.

Calorie counter encountered on Amazon

My friend and I thought it would be funny to hang candid pictures of our dads on the computer lab wall at my uni. It kind of took off. I give you, the Dad Wall.

My cat has the same reaction when I ask it this question.

I wish my debit card looked like a blowtorch.

But who gets the butt?

Really???.....