Not at all heroes wear capes

My wife and I don't agree on how to decorate a tree. 4 years ago we started this as a joke and it is still going strong.

As an Asian, this can at work telling me to 'crose rid' was quite insulting

Elevator in Mike Tyson's house.

THIS IS A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE!!!

Still one of my all time favorites

Passed by the best Christmas decoration I've ever seen while on my way to work

Taught GF my hobby of finding accidentally funny license plates. She just sent this. So proud

I actually dont know, Boats?

In the Netherlands the most annoying word of 2017 is gender neutral

For my money, it has to be racecar

facial

The Simpsons predicted the end of Fox

This man looks like a cross between Brad Pitt and Elijah Wood

Y'all know how the Slavs make music with a tap?

Snow”man”

I think Youtube overestimated my income

learnt

Not all superheros are born the same way.

Jason Momoa decided to check out a local basketball game last night. The woman in the back is a little smitten.

It works

Im coming out of my mini retirement only to post greentexts, no normie posts, no webms, just texts

Youtube gems 27

Birbbb

Thats just impressive

Get learned how to make stuff more deader

Well... a Scout is honest.

thomas the dank engine

My friend's dog ate a pot brownie yesterday

British guy here, flew to Vietnam to meet my Aussie mate. Told him I wanted him to. Have a sign for me while waiting for me to cross through customs. Guess which one he is.

Not

Spotted in Thailand - at least they're honest!

Or feminism

Bewitched

My buddy snapped a pictured of this on his way to work

That washing machine has more musical talent than me

two stories for the price of one

The Puppy Test

It says, "We're paying twenty grand to the guy who can kill that local cop with a moustache"

I’m positive this belongs here.

The smartest boy in the highschool.

Position Open

Nanny State

Laugh while you still can

We’re less than a month away...

Was an amazing year

I need this dog

VR Super Mario 64

So many posts, not a single reference

Youtube gems 28

and the Slavs are playing music with their tap again. Oh by the way, can I offer you some tap water?

Birb uses Alexa

A sequel I could get behind

No ice cream, no smoking, unicorn OK

What a phenomenal discovery!

Not the right place to put quotes

Santa wrapped them

Hammer shaped cookie dough doesn’t turn into Hammer shaped cookies..

You found Birb *gained 6 xp

mafiya

I ***ing love twitch

You Norman

We welcomed you once Anon90, we'll do it again

That's gay af

Soooo confused

The new Avengers movie looks lit

I don’t have anything against it ... but I’m just not into bread***ing.

Fountain of Life

so worth it

Scottish advent calendar

We have an ant problem. The husband is trying to make the ant traps more appealing.

When she gives you mixed signals

My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...

Curse this sudden but inevitable mash up !

When you don't know the answer to a question but refuse to leave it blank

Meanwhile, in the comment section of some old post

Bill understood 2017 humor long before we did.

Oph!

Must be a pun work environment!

Dima, we boat now

It's civil war time

I love Urban Dictionary

1970s vs now

Logical Spock is logical.

Can you pass me spanner hooman.

I hate them!

I don't think that's how you're supposed to lift it.

Someone needs to appreciate my brother’s craft as much as I do.

Meme

Self-Christmas shopping

Bobbo?

Anon is a 6 (apparently)

facts

Who did it better?

$1500 Swiss Army knife, reviews are the best

Relatable

Unintended Technology Convergences.......

solution

Explain

anon has gas