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3 years ago this badge fell out of the upper section of our new tree. Now every Christmas, we celebrate the memory of worker #52.

Poor Bike

Angry Coin

So Tarantino is taking on the next Star Trek movie...

The gender signs on the restroom doors at this taco restaurant.

Sno-bro

After 8 years without seeing snow, this is first thing I saw when I walked outside last night

So much love

it's going to be ok

Welcome to the future

My father told me he dropped his coughdrop while taking my dog out and couldn’t find it anywhere

When it snows in Florida

"Fat Acceptance" in South Korea...

Meta

Burger

Yahoo

Lil Chicken

The perfect book doesnt exis-

This ornament seems off

I'm looking forward to 2018

Santa was a dick in this movie

"Why this place so empty?"

This. Is. Art.

This guy brought a coffee table onto the subway

Suspects of the LA fires and The southern winter storms

Food for the brain

Grandpa's Violin

Hol' up

Swedistan

Hmmm

My teacher friend was given this by a student. Merry Christmas indeed.

off the hook

Aww how thoughtful

I think i downloaded the wrong grinch movie

Each semester I put new images on my office door, here's the latest one.

My neighbors

Tear up and throwing away an old couch — and struck gold

Harder than Dark Souls NOT CLICKBAIT

I wish i was james

Excuse me good sir

Marriage is hard....

NOOOOTHOOOOOTSSS

Found this Amazon condom review...

The irony of the bar at a PayPal business event.

Santa complimented me on my beard and suggested I try out his chair. Then this happened.

Diversity

Master gave Dobby a sock

If you didn't get it, it's bad

The Cera-Berg Evolutions

You never know what Gary you'll be getting

Spent a solid 15 minutes looking for one of our labs tonight.

Meme template?

Micycle

Evolution

How to summon the north

"I knew I wasn't crazy"

Ka-Chow!

Prepare to be judged, human.

Horrible freaks

What?

I don't remember this one.

My friend's son, in his backyard garden, thought he was playing with removable "chalk spraypaint". He was not.

every time I meet a girl

Either way

My Mormon co-worker finds it funny when people ask if he has multiple wives . So for his Christmas card this year, he decided to commit to the bit to freak people out.

Always in HD.

They told me to decorate my office for Christmas

Watching Bitcoin

Emailed my grandparents a photo, found it framed a few months later.

How to blind your girlfriend.

Oh that’s good—honey biscuits?

The last time I forgot to feed my cats, I had 3 cats.

M’Lighter

My friend’s cat saw snow for the first time today.

Someone has been stealing Pokémon cards at our Dollar Tree and the manager posted this in response:

Every rapper in 2018

My parents garage door magnets spelled “Mary Christmas” before I came home

Absolute prostate cancer

Yup. That's definitely the guy I was thinking of.

*Stores jewish gold*

This phone book of Ketchum, Idaho.

Took a picture of my cat before and after being fed

This is how you run one of the world's biggest buisnesses

Wtf Kent?

Interacting with ducks: Rule 1

Now THAT'S a selfie.

Mega rekt

Helped mum at a theatre where she's working, I was allowed to keep this beauty

Touhou Otters

Visiting Santa

This fox has seen some shit

My mom would have never signed that permission slip.

I just got my Cards Against Humanity day three gift. I had a good chuckle and thought you all might enjoy the thoughtful letter.

He thought she wanted to shake :(

The most American bumper sticker ever!

Describe your life with a webm

Hahahaha got you guys so bad

It snowed in Texas last night. Here’s what the traffic message boards told us.

Sounds like someone has a rusty ground harness