My cousin ran into a couple of skeevy stoners at Denver Airport. Snootchie bootchies!

...And I've just hit a child trying to read your sign.

Check out this sign I found. That’s some honest advertising

It’s a trend now...

Youtube gems 42

piano man.mp3

Age doesn't matter

Working at home

Anon is addicted

One of my favorite definitions on urban dictionary

I aint got all day

Relatable

They will grant me the rank of master

An image taken during the Fox-Disney negotiations

George Harrison - Wah Wah.mp3

That One Professor: "I don't see why I should cancel class, I made the drive without issues."

Disney has bought Fox, which means Xenomorph are now technically Disney princesses

In a galaxy far away...

Types of Headaches

Rosetta Stone

Lyrical Genius

My mom has no chill

hogwarts

more than a penny

Okey...

HELP! My son ate my pills!

Mitch McConnell looks like Gary Oldman without a face from Hannibal.

For some reason?

When “A New Start” doesn’t go as planned

Since we're doing funny headstones, this is my dad's inscription.

Found at my University Library

BOI

My friend’s boyfriend was not happy about his kindergarten picture. His parents still have it framed in their house 20 years later.

Just wrapped my wife's first present. Do you think she'll be able to guess what it is?

Calvin and Hobbes snowmen were always the best

When your husband cleans the kitchen and rearranges the fridge magnets...

I noticed a lot of shower curtains lately.. Here is the new one I just got for my guest bathroom

The entire life is one big lie

I had concerns about privacy

Omfg, the website is real and makes this 200% better

One Wish Genie

Best "I'm blue" remix ever seen.

Next level genius here

Papa Roach would be proud

A store in Japan thought ***in' was just American slang for really good

Uncle of the Year

Optimistic vs. Pessimistic

This guy's business card

Some people here lately

ketchup

Oldie but a goodie

Sticker on my co-workers car.

A spam account tried to comment on a Swedish death metal bands' Facebook page. It went exactly as well as you'd expect.

When i travel for work

Saw some mom with this at the pediatrician's office and had to find one for myself.

1 punch :D

How my dad caught a squirrel

Relatable

The epic struggle of two cats in four panels

the one in the mirror is hot

Since thr next SW is getting released this week, this had to be posted.

How do I prevent this?

The way it should be

ok cool

Let's go for a bike ride they said, it will be fun they said

Current Office Climate

Looking back, this year was garbage meem-wise

Same for Onii-Chan

Ultimate power

dab on dem democrats

Improvise, adapt, overcome the cancer

My squash has developed a new defense mechanism

Jedi simulator

This is either really sad or really funny..

luf me sum green text.

Hate it when it happens (also sry for quality)

my moeny's on BoB

Seen in a Michigan University today.

That's gonna be tough to beat...

W E E B S

when you have a one night stand with an indian

Damn it Sharon

WHOLESOME STORY

Shhh... don't say a word

It was a cold day in Canada today..

The wedding photographer told us to be ourselves. I don't think this was the result she wanted.

Best friend wrapped my birthday present extra securely.

yes

Failed marketing ploys

How I showed up at work today for the ugly sweater contest

Mfw hugelol is being taken over by the weebshits

This is on someone’s headstone, how did they die?

He called her on a landline

Not from me

Didn't expect that

Day 12 : Best LoL loli is star loli.

Relatable

i turned viral off in settings

This guy always cracks me up!

That looks painful