My friend with “piss poor” timing snapped this gem yesterday.

Another Sign of Old Age

Disney bought fox. Xenomorphs come from a queen. Soooo....

A mother wrote to Pencils manufacturer about her left-handed daughter's needs and they responded

Don’t dream it, be it!

Some amazing person bringing happiness to all

And nothing gets me down

REALLY makes you think

My local dive bar has a kids menu

I guess WITNESS ME?

My uncle who just finished an 8 hour weld job on his knees in below freezing weather just sent me this photo.

yes

The Arizona 101 this morning

Thanks. You Too.

There’s a lot to unpack here

FCC is why

Eurobeat makes everything better

Well...... when you put it that way

Oh bother!!

tru lov

Is it just me or does michael O'Rielly look like one of the monsters from spirited away?

all against one

The most important question about Star Wars

Hello 911

I wish someone would be here for me

The hero we need in these trying times

SPOILERS

We need a Flat Mars Society

Motivation

Meeme

Hrmm, *holds Reeces cup*

We did it!

rawrxD

How wholesome

Saw this at Target today

kys

Facts

Damn, how hard is it to spell "Michael?"

My husband doesn't pay attention to me so I bought this wreath at Hobby Lobby and told him I made it from pine cones I found in the yard. He now thinks I'm a craft wiz. We don't even have a pine tree!

Are you ready kids !

The Battle of the ***s looks like the PS2 launch day

true

Internet is kill

I'm here for you

Gingerbread knight

No one deserves him

Bad cough? This might help.

Muffin or Chihuahua?

Man, rough way for a hand puppet to go out

This hoe ain't loyal

I have 2 sets of feels

Chess, not checkers.

#JustBourgeoisieThings

Meem

Santa keeps some strange company...

Someone Wants To Be Fired

Ordered a Nintendo 64 from China. Received this instead. 4 months later.

David Attenborough and his words

There's only one logical thing to do now

Star Butts

First time in the ocean and this is what he does

My pumpkin from Halloween aged like a grandpa.

Appropriate company name...

Thoughts on the Disney/Fox Acquisition

Relatable

EA can become an internet provider now

hein?

There are 2 types of classes in college

Maybe, just maybe, someone in marketing should have chosen a different font.

I’m prepared for whatever the future holds

Today is ugly sweater day at school, this kid won

Says it all :))

The most evil thing you will see today. Hopefully.

real youtube rewind

Anon left us behind

RIP

Stop everything you are doing, McDonald's is now making fry gloves

Whack Fingers - Funny Cat

My cousin ran into a couple of skeevy stoners at Denver Airport. Snootchie bootchies!

...And I've just hit a child trying to read your sign.

Check out this sign I found. That’s some honest advertising

It’s a trend now...

Youtube gems 42

piano man.mp3

Age doesn't matter

Working at home

Anon is addicted

One of my favorite definitions on urban dictionary

I aint got all day

Relatable

They will grant me the rank of master

An image taken during the Fox-Disney negotiations

George Harrison - Wah Wah.mp3

That One Professor: "I don't see why I should cancel class, I made the drive without issues."

Disney has bought Fox, which means Xenomorph are now technically Disney princesses

In a galaxy far away...

Types of Headaches

Rosetta Stone

Lyrical Genius

My mom has no chill