My parents are remodeling their home over the holiday break. This is their makeshift Christmas tree.
PSA: Always check the dimensions before buying appliances.
Whose lane is it anyway?
We can wait for flying cars, thank you Netflix.
Winter in the Star Wars Universe
Woof
Somebody needs to stop that toddler!
'Tis the season of giving <3
Rodeo Clown
We left our 15 year old daughter to decorate the Gingerbread People.
The city just sent out the typical "if you're cold, they're cold" reminders to bring our dogs in when it's freezing outside. My dog's like...
26 years later and we are still pulling off those pants.
There there. . . You'll get the hang of your legs eventually.
When people say "new year new me" -
This description for the film Gladiator.
I didn't know Pampers make diapers for Canadian babies
Cards Against Humanity.
Keep tha change ya filthy animal.
Deutsche Mark!
Faceswamp
THE MAD MAN!
The christmas spirit.
Now we need new Christmas tree toys.
When my little niece is asked about her first visit to the science museum
Who put Debbie in charge of the letters?
My friend's grandpa decide to head out on the bar crawl tonight dressed to kill, as always
"When two wrongs make a right"
Well! someone was a horrible parent.
Dumb & Dumber
Shoe game on point.
My boyfriend was too short to reach the top...
no moon
what happens in Middle-Earth, stays in Middle-Earth
celebration.mp4
It’s my job babe... my ***ing job
Dogs are definitely smarter than humans?!
All the miserable men outside of Victoria’s Secret before the holidays.
Not all hero’s wear capes.. some wear donuts to the donut shop. Same, kid. Same.
bless
O dear
In the good old days
I saw Lil Sebastian at my local target today
ethical buttsecs under capitalism
This time of year - always
When you're home for Christmas and it's time for your parents' annual computer maintenance
Superman: The Toddler Years
You got dis
Mom was not impressed.
My GF just started doing blackout poetry...
My cousin was *wrapping presents
I just don’t understand this
My cousins have had the same couch since 1998. The couch hasn’t aged one bit. Some of us have.
Spotted in my hometown.
Heard your ***ass was talkin' shit.
¿ǝʇɐɯ ʇɐ sɹǝlloɹʇuoɔ s,ʎɹʇunoɔ ɹno ʇɐ ƃuᴉɥƃnɐl ɐʎ ʇɐɥM
Veeeeeeery hard
Christmas Time!?
Trying to plan for the Christmas party
I hope it’s a horse
Best trade i've made today:D
Best rate chart ever!
A different walk of shame
A Jedi died on the train this morning
The inspiration
It's a Christmas miracle.
My wife is deployed. Some first graders sent her letters for Christmas. This is her favorite.
“No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”
Tired of judgmental glares from other parents?
Christmas is cancelled.
The most famous reindeer of all
did not expect
Meanwhile in Philippine
What kind of
Target pricing according to the wage gap
Come on Chris!
Swole boi Kylo
when you fight through all the levels of tech support and reach the final boss
I see what you did there sir.
Original story
Spreading the holiday cheer in my apartment building this year.
I got my little brother a ghillie suit for christmas and now he wont stop hiding behind the tree
You got the wrong one!
I thought we were friends...
Figure it out or get out !
Wide variety
My best friend got a big puppy, my little pup wasn’t a fan when they met.
No escape.
Every Kiss Begins with Mmmkay
Explain it!
I haven't play that game in years, but I still like the memes
Sweet home Alabama
God Bless The New Star Wars
Received cat butthole drink coasters for Christmas
Lifecycle of a Guy’s Haircut
understandable
This is what my friend saw when she was driving home for the holidays.
This Christmas I wish for consensual sex for once.
Oh dear. I seem to have
:smug:
I'm surprised this wasn't written with expletives to be honest