Jingle Bells

The sad reality of life

If physical diseases were treated like mental illness...

My dad gave my fiancé a goat as dowry for our recent engagement as a joke

Read the name of my local coffee shop backwards

Brothers from the north and south meeting up during the Civil War, colorized.

My parents are remodeling their home over the holiday break. This is their makeshift Christmas tree.

PSA: Always check the dimensions before buying appliances.

Whose lane is it anyway?

We can wait for flying cars, thank you Netflix.

Winter in the Star Wars Universe

Woof

Somebody needs to stop that toddler!

'Tis the season of giving <3

Rodeo Clown

We left our 15 year old daughter to decorate the Gingerbread People.

The city just sent out the typical "if you're cold, they're cold" reminders to bring our dogs in when it's freezing outside. My dog's like...

26 years later and we are still pulling off those pants.

There there. . . You'll get the hang of your legs eventually.

When people say "new year new me" -

This description for the film Gladiator.

I didn't know Pampers make diapers for Canadian babies

Cards Against Humanity.

Keep tha change ya filthy animal.

Deutsche Mark!

Faceswamp

THE MAD MAN!

The christmas spirit.

Now we need new Christmas tree toys.

When my little niece is asked about her first visit to the science museum

Who put Debbie in charge of the letters?

My friend's grandpa decide to head out on the bar crawl tonight dressed to kill, as always

"When two wrongs make a right"

Well! someone was a horrible parent.

Dumb & Dumber

Shoe game on point.

My boyfriend was too short to reach the top...

no moon

what happens in Middle-Earth, stays in Middle-Earth

celebration.mp4

It’s my job babe... my ***ing job

Dogs are definitely smarter than humans?!

All the miserable men outside of Victoria’s Secret before the holidays.

Not all hero’s wear capes.. some wear donuts to the donut shop. Same, kid. Same.

bless

O dear

In the good old days

I saw Lil Sebastian at my local target today

ethical buttsecs under capitalism

This time of year - always

When you're home for Christmas and it's time for your parents' annual computer maintenance

Superman: The Toddler Years

You got dis

Mom was not impressed.

My GF just started doing blackout poetry...

My cousin was *wrapping presents

I just don’t understand this

My cousins have had the same couch since 1998. The couch hasn’t aged one bit. Some of us have.

Spotted in my hometown.

Heard your ***ass was talkin' shit.

¿ǝʇɐɯ ʇɐ sɹǝlloɹʇuoɔ s,ʎɹʇunoɔ ɹno ʇɐ ƃuᴉɥƃnɐl ɐʎ ʇɐɥM

Veeeeeeery hard

Christmas Time!?

Trying to plan for the Christmas party

I hope it’s a horse

Best trade i've made today:D

Best rate chart ever!

A different walk of shame

A Jedi died on the train this morning

The inspiration

It's a Christmas miracle.

My wife is deployed. Some first graders sent her letters for Christmas. This is her favorite.

“No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”

Tired of judgmental glares from other parents?

Christmas is cancelled.

The most famous reindeer of all

did not expect

Meanwhile in Philippine

What kind of

Target pricing according to the wage gap

Come on Chris!

Swole boi Kylo

when you fight through all the levels of tech support and reach the final boss

I see what you did there sir.

Original story

Spreading the holiday cheer in my apartment building this year.

I got my little brother a ghillie suit for christmas and now he wont stop hiding behind the tree

You got the wrong one!

I thought we were friends...

Figure it out or get out !

Wide variety

My best friend got a big puppy, my little pup wasn’t a fan when they met.

No escape.

Every Kiss Begins with Mmmkay

Explain it!

I haven't play that game in years, but I still like the memes

Sweet home Alabama

God Bless The New Star Wars

Received cat butthole drink coasters for Christmas

Lifecycle of a Guy’s Haircut