Everyday I pray I don't get banned
My 8yo son wanted a typewriter for Christmas. This was the first thing he typed.
not getting over it with ben solo
Just beat testicular cancer, so from now on these will be my pen of choice for nursing school.
When Dinner eats your lunch
What will be next?
The only time global warming was a good thing
Going to grab the new Michaelsoft phone!
My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see
Got the Danny DeVito life size cutout for my brother and sister-in-law. Scares the hell out of you when you forget he’s standing there
Sonic knows safety
Thank you! Thanksgiving and Christmas has given me a full body armor suit.
No what i wanted to see at the doctor's office this morning
Lil Woody for you people
What's the brokest you've been?
The best card I got this year
My grandpa doesn’t trust his new Roomba so he’s been following it around.
Nice car, how’d you get it?
Local watering hole participates in WuTang Wednesday's.
mors mihi lucrum
New plows to help Erie residents
My sister just announced that she's having twins!
a bedtime story
This is how I protected my Christmas trees from *** cats and dogs.
A letter received by the first female firefighter in Dallas shortly into her career.
I did the $100 challenge
jesus christmas our saviour
Conditional love from a cat
I miss this show, and especially miss the Janitor.
Sun-sensei is obviously the best
I rescued a baby duckling this summer and gave it to my neighbours. I’m glad to report that it’s now all grown up, doesn’t recognize me, and is hyper aggressive.
Education is the most important gift of all
My Best Friend Got Me This For Xmas
*a reference to a certain weeb hugelol user*
A Guide To Eating Fish In The Workplace
Tool for girls
When you've had it up to HERE with your little brother.
This truth... it hurts.
My dog got a little excited when I arrived home for the holidays
"trololol xd xp" - le OP
The lady in the background of my photo looks like she has a beard
Well Canadians, its about that time again.
What can brown do for you? Nothing apparently.
Something's fishy is going on in this restaurant...
Found this gem marked down from $100 to just $8.50!
My girlfriend's hair clip nearly put me in cardiac arrest.
My Constipated newborn finally pooped!!
"Phoneception" - Whenever I upgrade my phone I snap a pic of the old phone with this photo as the background. I find it pretty amusing but my wife hates it.
I’m the best worst uncle
yes sir, Christmas is a christian holiday, but...
Name a badder *** than Taylor Swift...
I am the youngest in my family, at 22. My dad just announced that he's having another child. This is what I ordered him for Christmas.
Got this Snapchat from my friend today
I thought I was good at photobombing and then I met my dog
This is life in Erie, PA right now
My girlfriends parents gave me Cards Against Humanity for Christmas. This was on the back of the Rules Pamphlet.
My lovely neighbor put up this sign to protect his place...
This is our life now
Call his dad, duh.
That's the attitude!
Got a vasectomy. Parents got me a gift.
can I fit in now :)?
GOOD DAY, LINDA
Walking into Christmas dinner like
Looks like things are getting aggressive in the valleys!
Best gift I got this year!
I suspect we are living in an alternate universe.
Gift from the in-laws: Kitchen knives that look like baby toys. We have a toddler.
That's what I call marketing.
"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 4.
Did Kylie Jenner get a Boob Job? Who cares?! I quit!
This happened today
...and the porn, of course
My aunt found a card that was supposed to be given to me 9 years ago. This was inside...