Straight = Safe

When your parents tell you to get a “proper job”

this killed me

I'm waiting

My dog with a rawhide chew gives her a perfect smile

If it works, it isn’t stupid

Ani pls

Always practice safe text.

Checkmate BBC news

I come from the future with the new meme calendar

nintendo magic!

Haha, sorry.

IKEA be like:

My buddy's brother got a picture of himself for Christmas.

"I would do anything to be fit!"

It fits so well

Six fingers, that's the secret to winning Monopoly.

Today is my last day at work. I wonder how long it will take them to deactivate my email account.

Kid found the helmet

Toddler strength

The greatest chew toy of all time.

Now for today's US weather

The tallest building in Dallas is a Mitch Hedberg fan.

Get a haircut they said

Oldie but hilarious

The shadow of Thor's hammer made it look like Stan Lee peed himself.

Sooo true

Ah, to be single during the holidays.

Just step in the ring.

Pregnant ladies with WiFi?

Well this kid is screwed

Gingerbread Autopsy

No Doggo!

Putting the Christ back in Christmas

Coffee Shop in the Philippines.

My girlfriend's Mom definitely won this round of Cards Against Humanity. Totally am a black guy. I love our families.

PIVOT!

The perfect last minute gift.

Texas is its own country.

When your girlfriend says she's fat

Found! In Indiana!

Handicapped and they still know how to use the road better than you

Saw something circulating around Facebook so I decided to make a realistic married version

In honor of my little buddy who is currently sick at the vet

Those must be some damn good tamales.

pun

Mora, MN wherever that is

That 70s Show had some great lines.

ancient hugelolers

My dog's first time playing in the snow. The pure joy on his face is amazing.

My life summed up...

This guy gets it

Insults

goymany

Found in Nebraska

This cat looks like it’s ready to lead the First Order in smashing the rebellion.

Deep Sleep

chronic depression

F.B.I OPEN UP

Dad joke level: expert

omae wa mou shindeiru

This seems like a decent idea actually

ad placement 10/10

The owner of this restaurant that had a car drive through the front doors sure is taking it well.

Song title didn’t fit on our cars display.

Congrats to Apple’s CEO Tim Cook for earning $98 million in bonuses!

The date was going so well... i don’t know why he never called?

Classical.

good show

Anatomy of Songs

Me in grade school

Pepe has been faithfully riding the roll at my parents house for over 22 years.

wolololo

Well i learnt something new. Do me a favor and teach the rest

Lady Gaga VS the Super Bowl

Does Not Compute

When you try to get the cat into the bathtub

2017 summed up

I Know the feels !

This would be a Question for ages...

Romeo and Juliet from doggy’s world!

Ray Romano in the Big Sick summing up why I try to avoid the internet

Love and war...

Best gaming mouse

Looks like I'm up for a crazy weekend

The never-ending sleep struggle

Yes you did

Okayy

She think's I'm drowning every time I take a bath

Just Bill Murray Things...

the madman!

Ebin :DDDD

So I teach English abroad and this was my student's phonics book.

bork

Celebrity look-a-like.

Oh boy, Christmas carols just ain't what they used to be.

Our town church ofter has clever headlines.

I miss these guys

I'll never see Jack White the same way again

Modifying Dad’s gift.