My 7 year old sister loves dinosaurs but my parents got her a dollhouse for Christmas. This is what I came home to tonight...

Accidentally googled Mass effect ansari instead of asari. Wasn't dissapointed.

Movies to show your kids

I must resist

When you smoke weed for the first time

She wants to sit on the stairs but they're no longer carpeted so she just stands there and softly whines.

Did they get a sex change as well?

The ambiance sucked

Nicolas Cage

We got a pet cam for Christmas that also has “dog tv”. It plays music and pictures of other dogs. She’s been watching for a while now. She’s turned into a hooman.

TFW you chirp so hard you ruin a relationship

The Real MVPs

Sex shop sign

Lyft drivers doing anything for 5 stars

This plane is departing from New Zealand in 2018, will land in Hawaii in 2017.

Strobbery

From a sell-and-swap Facebook group.

Grateful

This speed limit sign knows what’s good ;)

Quick Maffs

Canadian Uber

My mom is driving to georgia and just sent me this pic of an injured hawk she found on the side of the road. She loaded it up in her car and is meeting the rescue guy.

Kumail Nanjiani got no chill

Sex options on sign up for forum

We were warned...

This van decor I was driving behind

Happy New Year Japan!

Crime Scene High Jinks

I’m broke!

enjoy and laugh

He needs a new shirt!

New Years Eve

My wife about to chop onions

How i celebrate new years

It’s a little colder in Michigan then we thought....

bada bip bada boop

Wait... I don't get it

I haven't changed a day...

The calm before the storm.......

Amazon Prime

Women decompiled

Got gifted the perfect mug for a modern day Apple user like me

australia more or less

>:(

The horror of taking kids places

At first glance I thought this was a Bob Ross Quarter...

The chad empire vs the virgin tribalism

Goodbye 2017. May the humour be with you.

Someone give this writer a raise

How to get rich in STAR WARS

I keep my nut for what's special in life bois.

that is pretty decent

Nearly got a heart attack

Here's to another lousy year...

She should’ve been more specific

Russia's new defence

How to not get arrested

...Nothing.

nature is truly majestic

Show-off

Gotta say Dominos guy "delivered"

Holiday on Ice - nice ad placement

In an alternate universe..

CPR

Talk about a shitty day.

Please give me an "I"

DONT YOU DARE OBJECTIFY WOMEN

My middle school mind couldn't comprehend this at the time but now....

A Freelancer

The Portable Masturbation Hut

Im not sure what led to the creation of the world's longest plunger, but I'm glad I missed it.

Im like... totaly pregnant!

Found this on imgur, definitely worth sharing.

My dog looks like she’s a floating head

Nic Cage at Walgreens in the tampon isle

Rust were much diffrent back in the days

You can only see it once

The First Order tracking the Rebellion through lightspeed

5 Plastic Army Men Least Useful In Combat

My Dad got a picture into the community calendar

We’re going into 2018 when this guy is going into 2108

Your grandmother were so preoccupied with whether or not she could, she didn’t stop to think if she should.

Spotted in a bar in Barcelona, Spain.

Whoever thought up this name deserves a reward.

thats what they get for eating kids

The receipt for a sex shop, thank god i guess??

God made us in a gay way!

thank you siri

relatable

When she sends you nudes but as a friend

i don't rember this from Danny Phantom

Breaking Bacon

phone machine broke

Where is ya come from, where did ya go? Where did ya come from...

You want me to what!?

aww, you're such a cu-... f*ggot.

What is The Rock’s ONLY weakness?

Traffic Lights Deep in the Jungle

It's not the size, but how you use it!

When you just dont know.