So today when the wife texts me: “The cat has a mouse cornered in our room” this was not the corner I expected.

I’m a marine Biology student, and my cousins saw it fit to give me blobfish slippers for Christmas. I thought you all deserved to know about them.

This church near my job does not *** around

my binary gender is 10011011

He could be anywhere

Disney princesses, reimagined as cement mixers...

Logged into my security camera to see my corgi...

Hope everyone has a ...

Amazon delivery person; you da real MVP

My fiancé just plugged in her Wii for the first time in a while...

*** You, it's January!

Friend paid to get a nice family portrait done...

Everytime

heh

Daily Scramble

I go to a catholic school

Shhhhh go to sleep

I’m gonna kill that damn squirrel

Okay...at least my daughter is cute.

The kid's favourite dish

In Alabama?

Wtf.....

Beware of dog!

why did he do it

Understandable

Y'all too harsh

Ofc he didnt

Hope that too

Shout out to my man Henry

but where am i

Stolen out from under his opponents in the opening days of 2018

Evacuate!

Target doesn’t want me to succeed.

No one can deny a source like Punxsutawney Phil

new party game

thats pretty brutal

The First Law of Thermodynamics

More appropriate branding.

Gym employees this week

the chosen one

How Star Wars began

that feel when

Can't argue with his logic.

Current Mood

swooosh

I woke up to my cat acting normal. Nothing to see here.

My roommate took this selfie with my cat

How to remember where your stuff goes

Interview With Time Traveller

the peak of human ingenuity

outplayed

Anon ascends

Khajiit have cooking, if you have coin

nobody wants a wii

pure rage

Some fresh OC for you my bois

Stranger Things season three trailer

Google's finest trivia questions

No swimming

Hello there

As a former soldier, this is pretty accurate.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Dodged a bullet there

Seems like I am safe !

haha same

Say cheeeese

Getting drunk off of maths

HR gave us our wristbands for the holiday office party at 7:45...

parakkeket

Where is mah Spaghet sauce

Placed in our work break room.

The little mermaid after some years

Yemen

How I’m heading into 2018

Police Brutality in my Hometown

Cutting in line is rude.

HOLY SHIT SAVE THE DAMN FROGS

Beats by Dre.

I probably shouldn't bother looking at the expiration date.

If this picture reaches front page, there will be no 2018

Sneaky

the perfect way to start 2018

oh swoley night

The safest way.

My only resolution is 4k

When you wake up first after the NYE party

He must be getting pretty sick of it by now..

GOTCHA ***!

He was sooo sure...

Hell no

Oops Someone is in trouble.

Salsa

My brother decorated his fridge for the holidays.

Avatar

The one true Zelda

As always

My fortune cookie has either seen or done some shit.

Cartoons paused at the right moment

Let us never forget: 2018 kicked off with Steve Harvey’s amazing cosplay of McGruff the Crime Dog

Samuel L Dogson