You think you're smart? I'm your dad.

career suicide is not a real suicide

ben swolo is officially a dead meme

nicely delivered...

Me preparing for 2018 right now:

Our god said some words. :praise:

Every episode of House M.D. ever

I said kiss me!!

Mother nature dropping Jenny's number

I mean that is my kind of waifu

Intel CEO sold $24m of his shares before a serious design flaw was made public. This is their proposed new sticker

tihi

This picture of Sam Neil I stumbled upon.

Gas doesn’t freeze in 32 degrees f

Same

The Secret way :x

Nothing wrong with that

Nopenopenopenope

Shit hes good

'n shiet

fOrBiDdEn NeCtAr

O///O

traps are gay

Card I saw at the post office

Best homework answer ever.

My sister in law caught her cat stealing from her purse, and decided to follow her to see where she was going. This is what she found behind the stove, where she has been hiding her loot.

Stumbled upon this in the wild...

If dead people make people happy im gonna make people happy very soon

Even he supports it ;-;

Glad to know it enjoys it

Deleted episode

let the past die

Amazon users reviews keyboard!

Just picked up Ed Sheeran's new album

The daily shows take on the new lyft shuttle!

I cant even tell which one is the real one

This is our next target

There's a mysterious new button at my place of work...

You thought dissentary was bad...

Don’t worry South Carolina, help is on the way!

Join the Swole side

Only way marijuana kill you

My local F**king paper this morning.

In case you are really desperate for Vietnamese food.

Suicide is ok obv

Walking your dog in the Midwest last couple weeks.

I'm still laughing at this.

Angery

So, it snowed in Florida this morning...

I still don’t know why they don’t make another Bill and Ted’s adventure

An old comic I drew about J.R.R Tolkien. Today's his 126th birthday.

When you come back from a vacation

peace in our time

Maybe the best photo I’ve ever seen...

to be continued...

it beats using the cardboard tube

Such majestic creatures

Fight the power, Bill.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

american standards

This is how I ended up killing everyone in the Brotherhood of steel

It's funny... because it's true

pranked

Spongebob has evolved over the years

we dem bois

More Tweets like this will keep me watching the news.

por padem

Mike doesn't *** around

what album is this?

Thats a good skill

It only takes 9 hours...

checking the virus in my email

It’s a bit too late for confession, Arthur.

:Thinking:

Found at my local lingerie coffee stand

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:smug:

If it works im in

nice

He did it

Friend puts fine dining menus in his son's lunch box

A shirt OP got for Christmas

Uncle Steve..

This may be the best police report ever written.

My brother got a tattoo of my Mom, but she ended up looking like that Rusty kid from The Mask

Cold in New England

finally

Logan Paul rekt by YouTube captions

Jake from State Farm

Wow...

ACKCHYUALLY

good start

Bike still for sale?

slobobro

Spreading positive ripples

me in an alternative timeline

The new season of Black Mirror

They can unlock each others iphones

Vine Invasion 2.0

Vine Invasion