Modern day Woodchuck rhyme
Join the Prussian raid now!
This has been a good start of the year, Gott mit uns!
Sounds like Australia to me
Are you there Margaret? It's me, God
Production level 1000000
The most unexpected way of dying.
I know when I’m not welcome.
The worst place to put an advertisement in a newspaper?
Don’t be too excited
I call it Hahn Solo
I guess I will have to add “cactus” to the list of things I don’t want flying at my face during a car crash.
I’ve had this on my phone for at least 2 years...
Not the hero we deserved nor the hero we needed. Yet here he is.
Die Antwoord looking normal as hell
The most diverse actor in the world!
Me as a father.
These women are national treasures
I don’t think I want to see this demo
I’m Going To Leave This Rrriiiggghhhttt Here.....
Are we gonna put Otto into every meme format like we did with Ugandan Knuckles?
Ｂ Ｅ Ｇ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ Ｔ Ｈ Ｏ Ｔ
Me when I can't hear someone
Anyone else sit in a 2 hour meeting about nothing today?
Who needs protein shakes when you have this sweet nectar?
“Oil on Canvas.”—Anonymous artist, circa 2017
Tea bagged by a bull
Buying a house in Canada
AAA Locked Out
When you order chinese and they slip an egg roll in there for free
Pretty sure my 6-year-old’s final end goal this year is to kill me
Updated Four Horsemen of Apocalypse
Wife and I worked at home today in separate rooms. My live-in mother had errands to run. This is how I enticed my wife with sex.
Title is too short.
he is not a hedgehog
CNN just aired this for a full minute
What’s your superpower? I am rich.
Guns & Sand Club
Never let your dreams be dreams.
I’m no theologian, but that seems suspicious.
Facebook principles in real life
New H&M collection is truly supreme
Keeping the cat downstairs
A joke 5 years and $40,000 in the making
I went to the dentist, and...
“Come meet my friend, she’s super funny”
Just some good ol' coat of arms
A amazon reviewer was trying to show how roomy this litter box is...
My last year on Match.com
When you refuse to be cheered up
- I will battle evil - Can't you just tle it like a normal person?
Sorry for being late. pls no buli
we got a hell of a start boys
Rewatching The Office . Creed is such an underrated character.
I have no idea what i expected
Making a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
thank you terry
R E B E L | S C U M
Woman tries to distract man on Family Feud
Why Tanklin did not go to the moon
Every freakin time
Hell yeah dude
He needed a picture to go back and show the others
My daughter's super happy fun end to her Cretaceous Period assignment.
She Def can
A guide to understanding Australia
My mother, unfortunately a flat Earther, decided to buy a telescope to prove it to me, here is her first attempt at usuing it.. sigh..
Anon is heterosexual
back when you could say jokes and people laughed instead of started riots
My car lets me choose between email or bacon.
Her face says it all
Found this old gem in my photos
Everybody wants to talk about the opioid crisis but no one's talking about this
My new camo jacket was shipped today